The 'I want it NOW!!' debt/savings thread - Part 3

lilmissmup

Feeling lonely and sleepy! Looking forward to work tomorrow, thats sad isn't it, my lifes that crap right now work is welcome!

jenjade

work will keep you busy dawn it is what you need at the moment! I think this might be the first time ever you have looked forward to monday morning!!!

I am starving i have eaten and eaten and eaten but just don't get full today

jenjade

oh just to add i am sat here doing nothing so if you want to chat then please do

jenjade

Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

lilmissmup

LOL Jen!

Yep I am really looking forward to Monday morning! I have even cancelled my holiday off work at the moment as need the distraction.

Managed no contact with him now for over 24hrs, he kept texting me even if i wasnt texting him but I asked him to stop.

Wish he wasn;t still coming in the house on his lunchbreaks though.

Me and My Dad have made a good start on tidying up the house for when i move though.

jenjade

It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
> Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we
> grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it,
> you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
> intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing
> it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've
> made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
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Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
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> Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next
> question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content
> yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
> However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3
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> 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
> blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is
> made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

jenjade

answer is glass.!

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
> Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided
> into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, two
> engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also
> failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine
> fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the
> middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany . Where
> would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany , or no man's
> land'?

lilmissmup

Bury the survivors? No where!

jenjade

yeah well done dawn you are right!
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
> Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading
> , six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two
> people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16
> people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on .
> In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
> Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

lilmissmup

Mmmm god knows lol