MSE Pregnancy Club VIII

Krystaltips

Aimee's really into sitting on you to fart... Or farting then wiping it on you... She's such a lady! Although after she was ill the other night and ended up swapping beds with hubby, she refused to go back in her own bed until the covers were changed because it was soaked in Daddy's farts...

tiamai_d

Krystaltips wrote: »

You just described my husband there :rotfl:

I think males in general. I always laugh at men asleep, I've not seen one yet who doesn't have his hand 'guarding' his bits :rotfl:(my own DH has once again fallen asleep watching Hitman and yes, his hand is guarding his bits) (Hitman is soooo tasty too)

elle_gee

Yay, do I have it now?

Am purposely not quoting any of the joys you've all just broken to me in such a special post!

searching_me

yyyaaayyyyy!!! elle new star :rotfl: x

money_maker_3

Does anyone elses hubby do the duvet life to see how smelly they are when they fart in bed or is it just mine that s that disgusting ???????????

searching_me

if im honest it usually me whos the bottom burper out of me and OH :rotfl: x

Krystaltips

Mine doesn't need to waft the duvet, his insides are so rotten it just gufts out when you move... I tend to waft the duvet over his side just to get rid of the worst of it...

tiamai_d

Right. I'm going to take my little asprin and then dry my hair and then hit the hay

Was having a look at the girl stuff in asda and awwwww! I can buy frilly pants and tights and cute hats!

money_maker_3

searching_me wrote: »

if im honest it usually me whos the bottom burper out of me and OH :rotfl: x

So long as its bottom burps and not fanny farts :eek::rotfl:

searching_me

money_maker wrote: »

So long as its bottom burps and not fanny farts :eek::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: