The Compers Inn - Part 16

Snidely

The Missus has made a yummy lemon drizzle cake. :T:T

I wonder what she wants.

lol Waterloo Road tonight. Dreadful pap!! But then I was a teacher in a real school where we didn't have 25 year old pupils.

xoxlauraxox

Snidely wrote: »

The Missus has made a yummy lemon drizzle cake. :T:T

I wonder what she wants.

lol Waterloo Road tonight. Dreadful pap!! But then I was a teacher in a real school where we didn't have 25 year old pupils.

First Coffee & now a cake, my OH would be very suspicious if I was that nice to him :rotfl:

katiekittykat

Hey all - just got on had a mad day as some of you know of been to the hospital well I had bad news - i have been told that i have some form of inflamitary arthritis (can't rememeber the exact name my head is mushed) in my ankles, knees, hips, pelvis and lower back as well as my slipped discs and the transverse myelitis.

I had some more blood tests and some x rays done and then i go back in two weeks to have a steroid injection- and then they will discuss with me the medication that i am going to be on - so not much luck at all really. So peed off just wanna cry xxxxxx

Hope everyone is ok? xxxx

Splodz

Hey Katie, sorry you had another diagnosis making it three, must be really hard to take in. I really hope that now the drs are getting to the bottom of things they can start you on a proper treatment plan to help you become more mobile and free from pain. If you're not sure what the dr called it you could always phone the hospital and ask? They will have your notes. I'm sure lots of people have to do that after being given a diagnosis as it's often difficult to take it all in. Hugs.

Snidely

xoxlauraxox wrote: »

First Coffee & now a cake, my OH would be very suspicious if I was that nice to him :rotfl:

That's why I said I wondered what she wanted :rotfl:

I guess she can watch Waterloo Road so long as I don't have to.

If you're into EastEnders you might like these. Apparently there is a movement to resurrect Danielle

Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_rsDF40kDk&feature=related
Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QP8q1NT9dA&feature=related

Snidely

Aw Katie You need some pampering

princessmoneysaver

Hello all, managed to get DD some new shorts for PE & a lovely shirt for school from charity shop for 60p just need to get some more bargains like that LOL

Weather been nice here, hope it has where you are also, LO fell asleep in pram & sadly had an accident whilst asleep she didn't wake up so was hard trying to get her changed.

princessmoneysaver

Just found this in my emails from a friend







Why We Love Children

1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it
was dead.
'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil.
'Because I !!!!ed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child
innocently.
'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it
didn't move'

2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later.....'Da-ad....'
'What?'
'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?'
'No, You had your chance. Lights out.'
Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad.....'
'WHAT?'
'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??'
' I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!'
Five minutes later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....'
'WHAT!'
'When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?'

3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
finally asked him 'How do you expect to get into Heaven?'
The boy thought it over and said, 'Well, I'll run in and out and in
and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's
sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!''

4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was
tucking her son into bed.. She was about to turn off the light when he
asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mummy, will you sleep with me
tonight?'
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
'I can't dear,' she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room.'
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
'The big sissy.'

5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the
children's sermon.
All the children were invited to come forward.
One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat
down, the minister leaned over and said, 'That is a very pretty dress.
Is it your Easter Dress?'
The little girl replied, directly into the minister's clip-on
microphone, 'Yes, and my Mum says it's a !!!!! to iron.'

6. When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year
old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the
shower.
She said, 'Mummy, you are getting fat!'
I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her
tummy.'
'I know,' she replied, but what's growing in your bum?'

7. A little boy was doing his math homework.

He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a !!!!! is seven.

Three plus six, that son of a !!!!! is nine....'
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, 'What are you doing?'
The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my math homework, Mum.'
'And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?' the mother asked
'Yes,' he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, 'What are you
teaching my son in math?'
The teacher replied, 'Right now, we are learning addition.'
The mother asked, 'And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that
son of a !!!!! is four?'
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, 'What I taught them
was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.'

8. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken
Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken
Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, '.... and so Chicken Little
went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is
falling!'
The teacher paused then asked the class, 'And what do you think that
farmer said?'
One little girl raised her hand and said, 'I think he said:
'Holy !!!!! A talking chicken!''
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

9. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, I'm Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter.'
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, 'I'm Jane
Sugarbrown.'
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, 'Aren't you Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter?'
She replied, 'I thought I was, but mother says I'm not.'

10. A little girl asked her mother, 'Can I go outside and play

with the boys?'
Her mother replied, 'No, you can't play with the boys, they're

too rough.'
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,

If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?'

11. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut,
eating a snack cake The barber says to her,

'Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin.'
She says, 'Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too.'

Now keep that smile on your face and please send it on

katiekittykat

Splodz wrote: »

Hey Katie, sorry you had another diagnosis making it three, must be really hard to take in. I really hope that now the drs are getting to the bottom of things they can start you on a proper treatment plan to help you become more mobile and free from pain. If you're not sure what the dr called it you could always phone the hospital and ask? They will have your notes. I'm sure lots of people have to do that after being given a diagnosis as it's often difficult to take it all in. Hugs.

He has written it down for me - but i can't read it so will ask my physio when i go tomorrow

I need some wins to cheer me up i feel so awful.

I have so much to worry about with my aunt so ill with cancer and i just feel so selfish when she is dying - sorry to be so down guys xxxxxx

Thanks snidely - i sure do xxxxx

Snidely

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I'm calling the shots :rotfl: