E: 08/05 Win an original Damien Hirst painting. GAME OVER!!

T--J

essexgal wrote: »

Chokes.....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

nice one...:D

essexgal

Just a shame they based it on the wrong spelling. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

OingoBoingo

What a load of complete codswallop....

I'm now so riled by puritanical snobs, that i'm going to make destroying competitions my sole goal in life....And if they don't shut up, i'm going to attack exams, schools & education standards too...

Esther_McVittie

... this thread just keeps on giving! ........ :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: xxx

laney85

People never sease to amaze me !!

Smills

tabbycat14 wrote: »

The Guardian Promotions Ltd, 46 Peacock Crescent, Hampton Wick, UK.

George and Midred fan Tabby Cat?

Very funny :rotfl:

jeanmd

tabbycat14 you are sooooooooooooooooooooo naughty!

Just in case anyone wants to know what Smills is talking about. :rotfl:
I've decided not to tell you, so you will have to look for the answer yourselves.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
This thread has been such fun. :money:

MadeInTheDark

I think someone seriously has too much spare time :think:

MadeInTheDark

marksbananas wrote: »

YTes but what about the other site where the answers are posted? Are they going to get the same treatment. What about people who are registered to both but have not used this thread? And how can they prove that the answer came from here and not that the individual already had posted the answer before looking on here? Can you post a link the the statment as i have searched and can not find it

Don't worry about it, it's not true, why do you think there was no link in the first place

dmcverry

lmcscottish wrote: »

i smell a rat, methinks not only is this not real, but you have too much time on your hands!

There's absolutely no way that anyone could have multiple email addresses in multiple names either; therefore making a connection impossible unless they use IP's and even then practically impossible if going through a work server or internet cafe...

tabbycat14

Ha Ha! Glad to you see some of you appreciated my effort

Felt it was high time some of you lazy quiz-answer-nicking tarts were weaned off the stupidity tit and learned to think for yourself a bit! And I wanted to do something interesting to mark the last day of the competition. Yes I was the one at your school who set the fire alarms off on the last day. I will always be with you

‘Marian Diths’ as an anagram I made of Damian Hirst. I wanted to put ‘Marian D. Sh*t’ because it’s way funnier and alludes to a great quote I remember Hirst making when I was doing my art degree about how a dog sh*t with a banana stuck in it could be art. Obviously that quote inspired me to become the person I am today.
But I thought it wouldn’t really look believable as a senior member of the guardian staff.
This is all well and grand except in my excitement I mucked everything up by spelling ‘Damian’ not ‘Damien’. So it doesn’t even work. I thought it was Damian?? Ha Ha. Harder to guess, even better

But do you not think the competition address I gave of 46 Peacock Road, Hampton Wick was also a stroke of indisputable genius and an even more of a dead giveaway on my part? Allow me my laurels. No connection to Hirst or The Hours, just wanton stupidity and buried allusion that only makes sense to me. That’s what great art is all about, isn’t it?

Anyway, Yootha Joyce and Brian Murphy are artists easily equivalent to Mr Hirst in both pop cultural stature and sheer scope of artistic vision, and Yootha is definitely watching over us all like a fabulous shining guardian angel as we merrily read and post our days away.

Well it’s been grand fun playing with you all and I hate to leave, but my mum is calling me in for tea and it’s angel delight for pudding again. Just like every day. And so it should be.

Big Kiss, Bye Bye and I hope I win it. Yours truly scrumptious, tabbycat14 :)X

Ps. As to comments that i have too much time on my hands. We all have too much time and then suddenly we don’t. That’s what makes life so interesting don’t you think??

Pps. Oingo Boingo, you are my !!!!! and my mum says you can sleep over this weekend if you want.