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dont buy swarfega anymore

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  • COS
    COS Posts: 550 Forumite
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    nahhh your thinking of Dermot Titus  the  Irish gladiator

    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

    Naaaa The Irish Gladiater was WILLY Fightus with his one eyed Dinosaur Doyouthinkhesaurus and the Lesbian Dinosaur  Lickoclitalotapus .
    Rememember. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
    Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
    If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know
    when, You might need them to empty your bedpan.
  • System
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    Was'nt that Arther Itis and his mate Ton Cilitis who were related to Idol Itis ;D

    Nahh that was Fat B@stard!! ;D
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  • cathy_3
    cathy_3 Posts: 1,500 Forumite
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    your getting mixed up with Willy fitus , he was a glaswegian drunk and his wife alice tickband the roman toga holder upper

    and

    mandy lifeboats the gallley slave to biggusboobus the Jordan -ian queen


    :)
  • System
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    your getting mixed up with Willy fitus ,  he was a glaswegian drunk and his wife  alice tickband the roman toga holder upper

    and  

    mandy lifeboats  the gallley slave to biggusboobus the Jordan -ian queen




    :)
    I stand corrected!!
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  • cathy_3
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    you see, willy fitus married alice tickband but she used to be living with that one  oooh whats his name  now,  errrm  oh yes,  travis T O'justice

    now its understandable how you got mixed up because

    willy fitus was the living double of their son

    Willy Gofar ;D ;D ;D ;D

    incidentally  He married Anne Tenna  and she was no better than she ought to be  !! cos she was all airs and graces when she married the Arabian oil magnate

    Youhef Ben warned.
  • System
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    you see, willy fitus married alice tickband but she used to be living with that one  oooh whats his name  now,  errrm  oh yes,  travis T O'justice

    now its understandable how you got mixed up because

    willy fitus was the living double of their son

    Willy Gofar ;D ;D ;D ;D

    incidentally  He married Anne Tenna  and she was no better than she ought to be  !! cos he was all airs and graces when she married the Arabian oil magnate

    Youhef Ben warned.

    I can see now, its easily done!!
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  • cathy_3
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    I know, but you see it was Anne Tenna who told me about the turps and washing up liquid turps being oil based!!

    ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
  • System
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    I just use neat washing up liquid - can't stand the smell of turps/white spirit.
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  • cathy_3
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    does it get the grease spot out just the same??

    ;D
  • System
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    Seems to work ok on hands. Haven't tried it on clothes though. Works well with gloss paint brushes. Turps and white spirit make me sick.
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