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Someone is stealing my milk!!!!
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let them see you take a swig out of bottle,swish it round your mouth,then spit it back into bottle!!!
god how do i come up with these things..i have a dark side!TO FINISH LAST, FIRST YOU HAVE TO FINISH....0 -
I would start eating their stuff every day and see how they liked it.0
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If you have any mates in the pub trade, Get hold of a single drop of pump cleaning fluid, not any more as you could do them serious harm, but a drop will have the desired effect usually in around 10-15mins and leave no lasting harm.
That has to be one of the stupid suggestions I've ever read on the forum. Have you personally tried this and know there are no effects? the line cleaning fluid is nasty stuff and should never be ingested. It would also possibly leave the OP open to prosecution if there were any problems.0 -
if the culprit is know, best have a quiet (or not so quiet!) word..
if not, setup a (dummy?) cctv camera over the fridge, and put up a big notice saying to be on the lok out for thieves in the area..
or if there is a techy among your housemates, get some 'smart water' that stains anything you put it on, and also anyone who touches it..Long time away from MSE, been dealing real life stuff..
Sometimes seen lurking on the compers forum :-)0
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