Low-carb diets support thread

Mercy

newish2this wrote: »

Well, seeing as you started it:p

think ive got that swine flu....
im comin out in rashers.:D


just been told i've won a holiday in mexico!
can't go im pig sick:D

blonde runs out of petrol and phones her husband,
"i've run out of petrol but i'm really scared to fill up in case i catch swine flu".
the husband tuts and says "u daft c0w
its in mexico not texaco":D





I'll leave it there........................:o

YAY! Not the onli off the wall nutter still awake

Lurve nutty jokes! 'If you can't laugh you my as well hang yourself' Has found favour with me on many an occasion! (SP?)

Glad we all operate on the secret smiley pathway. You know, the one where it's mostly funny, and even if its not we still can see the funny side

Love my low carb coven of beautiful WOMEN! All you's is special, all you's can acheive your dream all you's is fit for life!

Big (slightly p1st) luvvings to you all! Including the newbies who feel a bit left out. Like the good woman said(can't remember, doesn't matter) it's like talking to yourself, we all the same so deserve equal measures of love! LOVE YOU'S TOO HUNNIS!

Be happy!

Mx

Mercy

Ted_Hutchinson wrote: »

Low carb diets and immune function may cheer up anyone on a low carb diet worried out catching the flu.

Ta chuck! That's made me feel even better!

I'm not going to get it and if I do I'm mostly guarded against it already! So twil be mild

'Cept the sleep. OK. ladies and gents (+ the mostly silent watchers in the night) I'm off to bed. Ted say's I should so I will. I trust him.

Bet he's lisnin to music in a field til the early hours, mind

Nite nite all!

Big love

MX

HC_2

"Cant visialise mercy or HC, but will know when i find one
Mercy I think is gothic looking, maybe a bit like Badger?? HC I think is a size 12 bombshell!!"


Eek, just back from Italy, whizzing through the posts I've missed and screeched to a halt when I find my 'name' mentioned :rolleyes:

Actually, I am often a size 12 these days (in fact, bought some size 10 jeans in M&S last week, but they do have s-t-r-e-t-c-h in them and are quite snug...) but only on the bottom. Boobage dictates at least a size 14 on top still. :mad: But I'm only 5 foot 1 so a size 10-12 bum is not exactly Kate Moss. Blonde, admittedly, but hardly a bombshell - I'm 42! Although, I met my girlies from school with a couple of my dogs the other day and one of their classmates (upper sixth) saw me waiting and refused to believe I was their mum. Thought I was another sixth-former, apparently. It's only up close that you see the hag I really am.

Anyway, put on loads of weight in Italy. My big fat tummy is even bigger and fatter now. A very easy place to low-carb, but I wasn't interested. So back to induction tomorrow.

sweetserendipity

[QUOTE=HC;21195877_Blonde,_admittedly,_but_hardly_a_bombshell_-_I'm_42!_[/QUOTE]

Er, excuse me Mrs!! I'm 43 & like to [STRIKE]dream[/STRIKE] think I could still be a bombshell if I put my mind to it & lost at least 3 stone

And WOW on being mistaken for a sixth-former!! :j

And glad you had a lovely time in Italy - I've been once, years ago & it was lovely so I'm soooo jealous!!

sweetserendipity

Good morning all :hello:

Twas a post-fest last night!! And I missed it Haven't read them all yet as I need a cup of coffee so will be back later, just wanted to be first up & posting Sad or what.

mazzers

There's only one thing for it, quickly post some piccies then remove them.. hehe

Dont want any perves gettin excited over us luschious women :rolleyes::D


Am 'waiting' to go to work, was getting ready to leave at 8.15. but realised i start at 9.. duh
It's Monday i start a 8.30

aliasojo

Morning peeps. :hello:

Remember that half stone I put back on cos I was being a pig over the last 2+ weeks? Well I seem to have lost 3lbs of it today. Looks like 'conning myself' is working. :rotfl:

I'm still not low carbing though. :rotfl:

HC and Sweet....dont know what you're moaning about....I'm 45! But I'm sleeping with a 38 year old so nah! :rotfl: (Might remove that bit soon so please dont quote me. )

We're supposed to be going out today pretending to be tourists, lol. Only OH didn't get home from work until 4.30am so he's going to be really tired (and grumpy probably :rolleyes:) so I'm not sure if it's a good idea.

mazzers...senility settling in now? :rotfl:

mazzers

Gawd, i'm having trouble with my pages loading.

Am off for another coffee, see you all later

Oh, my bender is still on for tomorrow, we are going to Cardiff as there's a match on and allegedly twill be a good atmos :rolleyes:
Hate rugby

skindeinlasercenter1

hi all,
Don't have much idea what you all you people are talking about but i think you all want to lost weight so do this thing :-
Exercise regularly
Do YOGA
And follow diet plan

Ted_Hutchinson

Mercy wrote: »

Bet he's lisnin to music in a field til the early hours, mind

I think Mercy may have mistaken ideas of the kind of music festival I enjoyAnyone within 20mls of Burford should take a look and even better come, they could do with a few more in the audience.
Wonderful music, excellent venue, super musicians
Almost as good as my local chamber music festival.