The Mystery Shopping thread - VII

brryssn

Timmne wrote: »

Very good iNath!!

Shame her name isn't actually Hollypear; she could use these to make her look famous if it were!

Where is she - asda? Bryssn should know....

Oh she is going to love you lot!!!:rotfl:

This will really cheer her up, as she's not very well at all at the moment - though I think she's been at her post on the checkouts tonight - though if I was her I'd be tempted to tell them where to go.................. they are not very sympathetic at all.

I've just got back in from MS & keep looking at all these in between doing my reports - they are all so funny!:rotfl: :rotfl:

ukmonkey

Hollypear wrote: »

Yes Johnny. I suspect this nationwide optical place is a franchise maybe. So one branch cannot access other branches computer records. It does tell you on the brifing notes if 1 branch is "linked" to another.

I have now done 7 and none have said "Another pair of glasses"

Yes, they are franchises.

So, let me get this right, Tern send you to the glasses shops, you buy glasses, they reimburse you and you keep the glasses?! 7 pairs?! jeeeeeeeez!

Hollypear

brryssn wrote: »

Oh she is going to love you lot!!!:rotfl:

This will really cheer her up, as she's not very well at all at the moment - though I think she's been at her post on the checkouts tonight - though if I was her I'd be tempted to tell them where to go.................. they are not very sympathetic at all.

I've just got back in from MS & keep looking at all these in between doing my reports - they are all so funny!:rotfl: :rotfl:

Thanks Bryryssn and everyone for your support. You will never know how much you have all helped me. I love this forum as it is so supportive.

A*** are still playing silly bu****s with me and my doctor is furious. He said if I drop down dead of a stroke caused by sky high blood pressure caused by A**** he will put on my death certificate...Cause of death A****. Ooooh wouldn't that cause them problems.

Hollypear

Timmne wrote: »

Where's the lovely Hollypear these days? She's like a bus (perhaps this is saying before thinking?!) - you wait 3 days and then she posts like there's a sale on!

By the way, as I know there are lots of Glaswegian ladies on here, is this one of you, caught on Google Street View? She's a stunner!

Ah Timmne the thing about buses is they sometimes run you over.

I am still alive just but still awaiting on my GP's prediction I am going to wake up dead. If I do I will sue them for all they are worth.

In between harassing me they are bringing back the tap. If they think I am walking about the shop slapping my bum they have another think coming. Any handsome male customer can volunteer of course.

And fraid the stunner wasn't me Timmne. Remember you said you had a pictureof me as the female Billy Connolly. Well that's closer to the truth. I have shaved my beard off though.:rotfl:

Hollypear

nads wrote: »

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: For your sake I hope she appreciates it :rotfl:

I do appreciate it. It was so lovely of you. First time I have smiled in 3 weeks.

Hollypear

Timmne wrote: »

I heard they love her in LA. (see if this works)

Gosh I am even famous in the US. I must nip down to London tomorrow as I am sure Obama will want my autograph.

Yes Timmne I am again posting like there's a sale on. Sorry. Its just I have been so down I hardly even switch the pc on these days. I just lose myself in my ipod.

Got a new car today. It is a lovely colour. AND it has an ipod player.

Hollypear

ukmonkey wrote: »

Yes, they are franchises.

So, let me get this right, Tern send you to the glasses shops, you buy glasses, they reimburse you and you keep the glasses?! 7 pairs?! jeeeeeeeez!

Is Timmne still at the bus stop. No you send the glasses back sadly. And as it is 2 for 1 that is 14 pairs now. Funny all are completely different. Best was the one with a "Magic Mirror" They take your pic from a natural angle with 4 different pairs on. The show you them on a telly. So I am on telly as well now. They are changing the name to Hollypear Optical Savers Express. ( Client well disguised you note)

If anyone wants to know who shops this job PM me and I will give you the fee etc

Becles

Whoo - check out the shopping centre jobs. Got to visit loads of different shops in shopping centres to make a quick and simple enquiry and they're paying £30 per shop :eek: I got 72 jobs in my local shopping centre which will take a couple of mornings, so that's a canny profit

princess_leia_3

Wow Becles, who is that with?

truly1

I would love to know too.