Icesave Veterans Association continued

Iced_Off

Alfresco wrote: »

There's only one thing worse than being wolf-whistled and that's not being wolf-whistled....

Do you get disappointed a lot then? :rotfl:

Alfresco_2

Iced_Off wrote: »

Here I am! Safe and sound.....more so than the bloke on the other end of the phone.....:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Do not try and sell me payment protection insurance. :mad:

Did you call him a merchant banker?

Alfresco_2

Iced_Off wrote: »

Do you get disappointed a lot then? :rotfl:

:rotfl: :T Yeah, surprising as well cos i have a cute a:eek: ss

Iced_Off

Alfresco wrote: »

:rotfl: :T Yeah, surprising as well cos i have a cute a:eek: ss

I bet :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

(not sunburnt though.....)

Alfresco_2

amistupid wrote: »

I got a new kitchen about three years ago. When I get a phone call:

"Hello sir your post code has been selected to make most of our kitchen offer."

"I got a new kitchen 3 years ago"

"Sorry for wasting your time"

The end you may think. No chance. I then insist on telling them every detail of my new kitchen. Drives them mad. Record to date is 11 minutes before they cut me off.

BT phoned me to try to lure me back to their call-plan. I said I don't use the phone much. He seemed stumped and said bye - I was shocked.

Suppose I could use that strategy more:-

1) q. Would you like a sunlounge? a. I'm allergic to sunshine
2) q. would you like a new mobile? a. I never go out (see 1)
3) q. would you like a new car? a. Private transport is no good forthe environment.

amistupid

Alfresco wrote: »

:rotfl: :T For once my timidity in water really irritated me !

I hope you didn't approach back stroke your "elevated" swimming shorts could have been mistaken for the dorsal fin of a Great White. :eek:

Alfresco_2

amistupid wrote: »

We haven't seen oql61 for ages!

I shall serenade her as best I can. (For Olivia read O lidia)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlkFmtr9fyE

:rotfl: :T Could have sworn when I spoke to you that your voice wasn't so squeeky...

Iced_Off

Alfresco wrote: »

BT phoned me to try to lure me back to their call-plan. I said I don't use the phone much. He seemed stumped and said bye - I was shocked.

Suppose I could use that strategy more:-

1) q. Would you like a sunlounge? a. I'm allergic to sunshine
2) q. would you like a new mobile? a. I never go out (see 1)
3) q. would you like a new car? a. Private transport is no good forthe environment.

:T :T :T
A friend of mine is fed up of an electrical retailer trying to sell him extended warranties. When they try to make out it's much better value, he just says "I've got more money than I know what to do with, this is the only way I can get through it all!

Alfresco_2

amistupid wrote: »

I hope you didn't approach back stroke your "elevated" swimming shorts could have been mistaken for the dorsal fin of a Great White. :eek:

Very kind words! I was just hanging around for seconds....

amistupid

Alfresco wrote: »

:rotfl: :T Yeah, surprising as well cos i have a cute a:eek: ss

This would be the perfect opportunity to flash my walnut crushing buttocks photo again, but I'll resist.