Paris Hilton's credit crunch advice

Cleaver

indierocker85 wrote: »

Yes, Great stuff. Paris Hilton doing her bit and helping the economy by spending Daddys money at clothes stores. Yeah, cheers. High five for all the spoilt brats in the celebrity world. Can I turn my heating up now then?

Technically she's spending her own money as she's made around $20 million from her own 'enterprises' (is that the right term for a sex tape?).

An no, you can't turn your heating up. Put another jumper on or go to bed.

koolcat99

ROFL
I am so glad she cares and understands....

incher

Cleaver wrote: »

I'm sure Mr James will be delighted at your eagerness.

He was able to sign his own name instead of just a shaky 'x' like the other three members, so he was classed as the 'intelligent one' too.

Beauty and intelligence in just one member of a boy band? See, the world is set to rights in one fell swoop. I can go to bed happy now ... sweet dreams all round

Snooze

Cleaver wrote: »

That's quite an intelligent, interesting post by your standards Bo. Have you been secretly practicing on other forums?

ROTF :rotfl: . I like that - I'm gonna nick it and save it for future use elsewhere .

Rob :T

Generali

Cleaver wrote: »

I've just had myself a nice, relaxing, bubble bath with a cup of tea and Mrs Cleaver's Heat magazine for a spot of light reading (told you all I was meterosexual). Paris Hilton has a new column and I thought I'd share her views on the credit crunch in the grand tradition of sharing articles by intellectual economists on this board:

"It's really scary about the economy right now. So the way I'm playing my part in helping is doing a lot of shopping wherever I go. I think a way for people to get by in this economy and still be fashionable is to go to Topshop, because they have really cute clothes at great prices."

Now, this is her first ever column for Heat magazine but I think it's going to become a weekly event, so there's plenty of time for this to develop in to quantitve easing, macroeconomics, neolibralism and foreign exchange reserves.

You lot on here don't really strike me as Heat's target audience (especially the likes of Dopester, Amclusent and Asheron as I see them more as OK or Grazia's market demographic) but there are plenty of other interesting articles this week including a debate whether Jessica Simpson is 'fat' or 'curvy' (interestingly, 'untalented pile of sh*te' isn't an option), the fact that ripped jeans are very much back in for 2009 (which is good news in one way for me as I have a pair, but I've been wearing them for at least 6 years so I've looked like a member of Bon Jovi since 2003) and an interview with former Blue boy band member Duncan James where he reveals that his favourite TV snack is olives and some salted popcorn. Presumably not together, but tantalisingly the specifics are not revealed, so we may never know.

Apparently I'm in Just Seventeen's demographic - they target young teenage girls and grumpy unemployed bankers in their 30s. Who knew?

koolcat99

Doesnt really matter. She was one of the richest in the USA before anyone knew her so now... I am sure she will not be feeling the pinch lol

bo_drinker

Cleaver wrote: »

That's quite an intelligent, interesting post by your standards Bo. Have you been secretly practicing on other forums?

Iwas referring to the mag article, nothing else in between. I thought it was a Hotel in France to be fair. But there was a se x tape that was BAD as they go Awful t b f. along with many other sheleb tapes. Oh dear,

LilacPixie

she made 20 mil from One night in Paris????? Seriously.

cocktail

Amiss wrote: »

The world could save money by throwing her in the Thames and redistributing her wealth . Are you with me comrades?!

she is doing her bit for the economyin her own way. she is spending her money. how can the world save money by throwing her in the thames. give her a break.

Cleaver

cocktail wrote: »

how can the world save money by throwing her in the thames. give her a break.

Well it wouldn't save any money, but it would lift us all in to a euphoric state for a while as the loss of a vacuous, pointless entity could give us cause to stop worrying about our own little lives for a day or two.

And you'd never have to hear her sing again. Or watch her carry a rat-sized dog in a £1,000 handbag.

I'd miss her acting skills though.