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  • LouiseJ wrote: »
    The only joke I can think of is the duck at a bar one and thats bad.

    How bad? Spill. :D
  • Im not drinking (despite what you might think) I am saving myself for tomorrow night!
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
  • sallyx
    sallyx Posts: 15,815 Forumite
    ah well if your assistant Sammy has given you something you will be sorted. You know there is a Womens running network in Bromsgrove if you ever needed a group to run with.
    I'll make a wish, take a chance, make a change And breakaway. I'll take a risk, take a chance, make a change and breakaway ....
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  • Lou, what did you guys pay for your villa in Florida?

    This is the one we are looking at...

    http://www.goofyspad.com/
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
  • Wol2
    Wol2 Posts: 3,845 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Im not drinking (despite what you might think) I am saving myself for tomorrow night!

    ...Well done Bun Hun...that's more than I've managed to do a ce soir (IYKWIM :D:D )


    See u soon HUn......you IS coming to Manchester DFW I trust...spesh as I'm travellng all that way..and Beechie rottweiler guinea is too.......don't wish to put any pressure on thee lass...but , hey, well, u know... :D:D

    Tee hee.....

    Hugs Hun
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  • oh, I live quite a bit a way (well, about 40 miles) from Sammy.

    I've only managed to find one running group in my area and they seem a bit hardcore...
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
  • LouiseJ
    LouiseJ Posts: 11,156 Forumite
    How bad? Spill. :D

    Ok you asked for it:p

    A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman.........

    "Got any bread"?

    Barman Says "No we only serve drinks, can I get you a drink"?

    Duck Says "Got any Bread"?

    Barman Says "No , can I get you a drink"?

    Duck Says "Got any Bread"?

    Barman Says "No , and if you say Got any bread once more I am going to nail your effing beak to the bar OK!!!! Now can I get you a drink"?

    Duck Says "Got any Nails"?

    Barman Says "No"!

    Duck Says "Got any Bread"?:rotfl:
    But these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.
  • I am 90% for Manchester-DH is on nights that night and is trying to get the night off-if he can't, I shall employ a babysitter I guess....

    I have a roomed booked and all!
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
  • LouiseJ
    LouiseJ Posts: 11,156 Forumite
    Lou, what did you guys pay for your villa in Florida?

    This is the one we are looking at...

    http://www.goofyspad.com/

    Bunny we paid £1400 for 3 weeks in July. That one looks fab.:j
    But these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.
  • InkyCats20
    InkyCats20 Posts: 1,282 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Right I'm off - "see" you all tomorrow
    Don't Take Life too Seriously - Nobody gets out alive :rotfl:
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