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Bunny I like your daft jokes:D
Love the Batman one too.
The only joke I can think of is the duck at a bar one and thats bad.But these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.0 -
no drinking for me.......I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....(it's part of my charm!)0
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woo hooo Bunny can eat normal food...and go a running! Have you got a plan for your running ??I'll make a wish, take a chance, make a change And breakaway. I'll take a risk, take a chance, make a change and breakaway ....
Finally Debt Free...0 -
bookseller1980 wrote: »I had 1 glass and have just woken up.
Drinking in your sleep?"Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
Bunny I like your daft jokes:D
Love the Batman one too.
The only joke I can think of is the duck at a bar one and thats bad.
I can think of dozens of crap ones..."Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
I'm allergic to some of those jokes too...
OMG - what if I'm allergic to wine?:eek: :eek:Mortgage OP 2025 £7050/7000Mortgage OP 2024 £7700/7000
Mortgage balance: £34,965
Money making challenge £78/400
”Do what others won’t early in life so you can do what others can’t later in life” (stolen from Gally Girl)0 -
Ok - here goes, one told to me by a very prim, credit control lady when I was in my early twenties:-
Daddy, Mummy & Baby whale are swiming in the ocean one day.
When Daddy gets harpooned & dies.
A few days later Mummy & Baby whale are swiming along, when Baby whale spots the boat, "Mumy" she says, "isn't that the boat with the men that killed Daddy"
"Yes, it is" says Mummy whale & swiming underneath it & manges to overturn it using the water funnelled through her blow hole.
"Mummy" says Baby whale "aren't we going to go back & eat them"
No, says Mummy whale "I don't mind giving them a blow job but I'm not swallowing seamen
I'll get me coat :rolleyes:Don't Take Life too Seriously - Nobody gets out alive :rotfl:0 -
:eek:only a dozenPROUD TO BE DEALING WITH MY DEBT NERD #869
DFD 5/1/16Numpty,Not sure why but I'm crying
. Of all the peeps on this board you're the kindest & most supportive of all & I'm :mad: & 
for you all at the same time . Wish I was there to give you a big :grouphug: & emergency hobnobs
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Im starting the
'Couch to 5k' podcasts as downloaded by my lovely assistant Sammy.
I have GOT to get my a$$ in gear as these runs are coming up VERY quickly!
hey Sall, did you book your hols yet?Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale0 -
hi all just back from work ...what a night an adult got out of his car and started having a go at one of the young people ...had him by his jacket as well (round the neck area) ..i tell ya they go on and on about the young people in this country ...0
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