The revenge of the stripey socks - a DFW adventure

Piquant_2

Miss_Piggy wrote: »

My Nan, bless her cotton socks, is 4'10 and a bit. She says the "bit" is very important! :rotfl: She's never grown up, sort of shrank down. Do we all Shrink with age???

Piq you lucky mare...I'm 5'4 and dumpy. Bet you're a "willowy" 5'6!

I'm a "curvy" size 14, unluckily the curves slipped to below the waist so I am the classic hour-glass shape in a condensed area...

Miss_Piggy_2

Piquant wrote: »

I'm a "curvy" size 14, unluckily the curves slipped to below the waist so I am the classic hour-glass shape in a condensed area...

Oh! Is that a horsey rider thing!? Mum lives on a quiet lane with a stables at the end. The majority of girls going down there are hourglasses. If I went and sat on a horse would it move some from my belly to my bum? Just a thought (In case Mr McKenna doesn't have the desired effect!!!!)

Piquant_2

Miss_Piggy wrote: »

Oh! Is that a horsey rider thing!? Mum lives on a quiet lane with a stables at the end. The majority of girls going down there are hourglasses. If I went and sat on a horse would it move some from my belly to my bum? Just a thought (In case Mr McKenna doesn't have the desired effect!!!!)

No, don't think so, I'm naturally curvy, I suppose :rotfl:Although you are supposed to thrust with your hips when cantering the horse, not sure if that builds up the bum or the pelvic floor muscles :eek: :rotfl::eek:

Pippilongstocking

Hello you lot - well if its size confession time - I fit an AGE 12 no waist and no real hips - BUT - there is no way my breasts are age 12 - so I am classically wrong shaped for most kids clothes
But dont really suit adult clothes short legs, no hips but a tummy size 12ish on the top 10ish on the bottom if my tummy behaves.

But am a classic british apple with a tummy which shouldn't really look pregnant anymore.

DD is a willowy as a whippet - she lost her plumpness at age 5 - mines continued into my adult childhood.

Pippilongstocking

Miss_Piggy wrote: »

My Nan, bless her cotton socks, is 4'10 and a bit. She says the "bit" is very important! :rotfl: She's never grown up, sort of shrank down. Do we all Shrink with age???

Piq you lucky mare...I'm 5'4 and dumpy. Bet you're a "willowy" 5'6!

For dumpy lets use plump - so much more - um agreeable?

Miss_Piggy_2

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fayjmck wrote: »

For dumpy lets use plump - so much more - um agreeable?

Plump works for me! (although I'm still more Vicar of Dibley than Victora Beckham:rotfl: )

Pippilongstocking

Isnt VB a type of stick?

I have often wondered if she is type of willow?

Pippilongstocking

Lemon_Tree wrote: »

i have lead such a sheltered life, no mooses or car tyres, i'm wondering if i've missed out.
I've had some mixed news at work, will please the other two in the office but all i can see is that it will make my life much harder, where's the change in that then?

Hope all is OK.

Bless you haven't missed much life wise - glad you haven't needed a back up mouse to be honest.

Miss_Piggy_2

fayjmck wrote: »

Isnt VB a type of stick?

I have often wondered if she is type of willow?

Nah....doesn't look like she'll bend very well....more of a snap I would have thought!!!

Pippilongstocking

Well the hybrid ones I am dealing with are so far away from normal willow that they do indeed often snap - so maybe that explains it - she is a hybrid stick.

Hope you are well ce soir and peedie breeks is asleep and (short trousers - orcadian name for kids - peedie breeks) isnt piddling everywhere.