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  • pepe2008 wrote: »
    www.urbandictionary.com you could add this to your lesson plans Bob, it would be well !!!!!in'

    I DREAD to think what they would come up with on that Pepe..what sort of lessons have you been having?:eek: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    Bob secretly adds to her favourites..snicker...
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • pepe2008
    pepe2008 Posts: 5,158 Forumite
    I DREAD to think what they would come up with on that Pepe..what sort of lessons have you been having?:eek: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    Bob secretly adds to her favourites..snicker...
    B I T C H BAIT:D :D
    :D:D stay wonky :D:D

    ....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    spud30 wrote: »
    anyone know how to change the password on the puter :confused::o


    press control/alt/delete all at once and you'll get some options, one should be change password.......
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    press control/alt/delete all at once and you'll get some options, one should be change password.......

    Thanks hun ;)

    Been sat here ages trying to work that out !!
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • pepe2008 wrote: »
    B I T C H BAIT:D :D

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    Knackeroony:D

    Ther's even one for BOB..lol
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • Burlesque_Babe
    Burlesque_Babe Posts: 17,547 Forumite
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    Perhaps BB has one handy..she knows Troll :D We can then spik wiv Haley in er own language..FACT:rotfl: :rotfl:


    I do indeed have a chav dictionary.........

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/

    comes in very handy with the little darlings on AQA wanting to know the meaning of such words as 'ashley' or 'backseat surfer' ............
    :D"Stay Wonky":D

    :j:jBecome Mrs Pepe 9 October 2012 :j:j
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    this is going to sound mad, but I'm not looking forward to my salary, mainly because of how low it will be :( I only had 6 hours teaching in December, i'll get 1.5 hours invigilating (£8 per hour) and a refund of around £60 as I've asked to come out of the teaching pension because I'm already in the local government one..... my maths makes it around £675 after tax for admin job and teaching........._pale_ I really hope there is something in the new structure for me in the location I'm already in because I don't think I can carry on much longer on such a low salary plus £99 WTC and whatever AQA I can fit in, however much I'm wanting to hang on to make this my new career.


    That is truly mental especially considering all the preparation you do BB... is there no way that time can be factored in and paid to you as well...?

    You will make a glittering carreer outta this whole cookery teacher thing, i firmly believe it, but it must be so demoralising in the meantime.....
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • Burlesque_Babe
    Burlesque_Babe Posts: 17,547 Forumite
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    you beat me to it pepe!!! :rotfl:

    I know Maz :( but we don't have 'permanent' tutors, all are paid by the session, seems to be normal in Ad. Ed. It's hard when I think my teaching pays a good rate (just under £18 per hour) but by the time it's lost the tax/NI and I've done the prep. work and then taught it, the rate for the hours I do each month just slides terribly to probably not more than the admin rate I'm on (£7.50 per hour - after 3 rises since starting last March!)

    If I ever get back to a situation where I'm earning a really decent salary, I am going to really appreciate every penny I have. I became debt free at the same time I left my last job so it's been a bloody struggle to be honest as I've not had a decent income in 20 months now.
    :D"Stay Wonky":D

    :j:jBecome Mrs Pepe 9 October 2012 :j:j
  • pepe2008
    pepe2008 Posts: 5,158 Forumite
    I do indeed have a chav dictionary.........

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/

    comes in very handy with the little darlings on AQA wanting to know the meaning of such words as 'ashley' or 'backseat surfer' ............

    :rotfl: :rotfl: 'bob f**k'.......def; Shes a bob f**k, body like Baywatch, face like Crimewatch':rotfl: :rotfl:

    .......no offence Bob:D
    :D:D stay wonky :D:D

    ....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !
  • pepe2008 wrote: »
    :rotfl: :rotfl: 'bob f**k'.......def; Shes a bob f**k, body like Baywatch, face like Crimewatch':rotfl: :rotfl:

    .......no offence Bob:D

    I was looking at the other definitions stomps off...:p :rotfl:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
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