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Money_Grabber13579

marleyboy wrote: »

No No, his connections are purely 1st n 2nd class between Glasgow, Benfleet and Edinburgh (don't forget its far cheaper to go 1st class with this company.

Its such a shame he has missed Manchester out, I was quite looking forward to seeing this stranger wobbling up my drive with a fake German accent, wearing a Nigerian Floral cape n wallowing like a banshee.

Will be sure to keep my windows tightly locked (just in case) :D:D

It's also quicker to go 2nd class however. So you'd need to balance the cost against the time taken. Having said that, if you don't put the correct postage on, it'd be better to go the 2nd class route!

You might get a £20 surcharge though for administration fees!

Money_Grabber13579

sporedude wrote: »

Soon as this reaches 1000 posts, It should be printed, Stapled together, And posted to [Name removed by Forum Team] s home address, Or business address, Whatever works best.

So who's going to print it and post it?

marleyboy

Damn Money Grabber you beat me to the 1000 mark :D

trisontana

I have been in contact with the boy-wonder again. Recently I made some "orders" via that insecure credit-card route using random numbers. Today I wrote him this very nice letter:-

Dear Sir,

Over the last couple of days I have ordered five items from you. Looking at the order status I notice that they are still shown as "pending". Does that mean that there will be some delay before you can send the items to me. I chose your company because I like to support small, local companies, instead of faceless mega organizations. Please tell me that you will be able to complete my transactions as soon as possible.

This is the reply I got back from him :-

Dear Sir/Madam,

You are banned from our website and any farther attempts shall be reported to the Police and the strongest legal proceedings taken.

Yours Disgracefully,
GC's PC's


If he tries to ring the telephone number I gave when registering, he will find himself talking to somebody in a police station.

Money_Grabber13579

trisontana wrote: »

I have been in contact with the boy-wonder again. Recently I made some "orders" via that insecure credit-card route using random numbers. Today I wrote him this very nice letter:-

Dear Sir,

Over the last couple of days I have ordered five items from you. Looking at the order status I notice that they are still shown as "pending". Does that mean that there will be some delay before you can send the items to me. I chose your company because I like to support small, local companies, instead of faceless mega organizations. Please tell me that you will be able to complete my transactions as soon as possible.

This is the reply I got back from him :-

Dear Sir/Madam,

You are banned from our website and any farther attempts shall be reported to the Police and the strongest legal proceedings taken.

Yours Disgracefully,
GC's PC's


If he tries to ring the telephone number I gave when registering, he will find himself talking to somebody in a police station.

Surely a 16 year old with 15 GCSE's should be able to tell the difference between farther and further? I do, and I only have the bog standard 9!

marleyboy

I think he means any Fathers trying to access his site, some kind of clause in his T&Cs regarding getting your Dad to tell him off

marleyboy

trisontana

Of course when he talks about "farther" he is talking about the distance between Southend and Basingstoke.

I think I know why he took offence. I called his company "small", when we all know it is a mega-corporation with branches in Basingstoke, Glasgow, Edinburgh and Peckham

Money_Grabber13579

If you need to write to us, please send your letters to our address as shown below and please call us to inform us you are sending a letter.

Why would I need to phone them to tell them I was sending a letter? If I wanted to phone them, I wouldn't have sent the letter. So obviously I sent the letter because I didn't want to phone them. So they don't want any letters.

Surely they could just pick it up off their doormat? Unless of course it isn't the right address. Which it isn't.

marleyboy

Does this mean we also have to write to him in advance to let him know we intend to phone him??