Relocation, Relocation is back -who feels sick ?

PasturesNew

Cleaver wrote: »

Bloody hell Hercule Poirot, that was quick.

Maybe a job as an internet researched could be in order?

I have well above average internet searching skills etc ... unfortunately, that wouldn't be a job. And even if it were, I'd be pipped to the post by some degree-laden brylcreme-haired young wannabe

john539

Cleaver wrote: »

You're quite correct there, it's bizzaire that they're not mentioning it. It's like some weird propaganda.

Does anyone know when it was filmed, have they said anything in the program.

Cleaver

Lotus-eater wrote: »

I like playing the DA as well, but I am soooo glad I am not her husband.
"I don't do waiting" :rotfl: I want to spend £40,000 on it NOW!

It's always a horsey, slightly plump, overbearing woman isn't it? The type of woman obsessed with extensions, having 6 bedrooms despite just being a couple who always has a slightly sheepish, skinny husband who earns a load of cash.

Mrs Cleaver is in the room with me but doesn't know I'm talking about this on the forum. She hadn't spoken for about 15 minutes and just said, "Blimey, she's an annoying, !!!!!!! eejit isn't she? Glad I'm not married to her".

wageslave

Cleaver wrote: »

I quite like the program. Well, I did. The people on here have tainted it for me.

I cant stop laughing now.
Doom and gloomers :j

Cleaver

PasturesNew wrote: »

I have well above average internet searching skills etc ... unfortunately, that wouldn't be a job. And even if it were, I'd be pipped to the post by some degree-laden brylcreme-haired young wannabe

With a tie that's a brighter colour than his shirt and is tied in a really wide knot.

Cleaver

mewbie wrote: »

Relocation - watched it once or twice. A program about people looking at houses and trying to choose. Er - boring - pointless - repetitive. No saving grace that I can see. May as well watch a program about people choosing a car, or perhaps a pet. Actually the pet one might be fun.

Have you thought about working in television production or commissioning? Granted, you sound a bit over qualified for Sky, but one of the terrestrial channels would bite your hand off with ideas like that.

mvengemvenge

mewbie wrote: »

I'm not watching it so feel entitled to comment.

Grand designs - house / design !!!!!! plus watching people put every ounce of their soul into something - excellent.

Beeny - can't remember what it's called - mainly idiots ignoring her advice and yet still making a bit of profit - watchable for the effort / sums of money / and schadenfreude.

House Doctor - tidy your hosue and sell it - well its not very exciting but enjoyed her refeshing bluntness about people's hideous decor / dog smells.

Relocation - watched it once or twice. A program about people looking at houses and trying to choose. Er - boring - pointless - repetitive. No saving grace that I can see. May as well watch a program about people choosing a car, or perhaps a pet. Actually the pet one might be fun.

Changing Rooms. Now that was fun. The reveal, the ashen faces, oh the joy.

'Changing Pets', that's what we need

stephen163

AQA (118 answering questions type thing) is a good call if you are a budding internet researcher with a bit of spare time on your hands. They were recruiting a few weeks ago...

Can we start a thread as a repository for all the houses featured on Releocation, Relocation?

maestro2001

john539 wrote: »

Does anyone know when it was filmed, have they said anything in the program.

June 2008.

PasturesNew

Cornwall, I think this is they, me 'ansom: http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/new-homes/property-21626735.html