**Weekend Chat 20/21 Dec - last one before the big day!

Smamfer

GingerSte wrote: »

Do you ever get mixed up and quote rap lyrics in your texts? :rolleyes:

:rotfl: No darling im an old hat at this dirty text thing you see (halo time) After 8 years i can just write it over and over again without thinking about it. When my friends have watched me work they think im a right dirty cow and im like look this is like the 200th bj ive given today trust me its habit! :rotfl:

I have been on the phone and ended up saying what i wanted to text and vice versa tho... good job my folks know my job!

GingerSte

Smamfer wrote: »

:rotfl: No darling im an old hat at this dirty text thing you see (halo time) After 8 years i can just write it over and over again without thinking about it. When my friends have watched me work they think im a right dirty cow and im like look this is like the 200th bj ive given today trust me its habit! :rotfl:

I have been on the phone and ended up saying what i wanted to text and vice versa tho... good job my folks know my job!

I can just imagine some old bloke sending a text and getting the raply "Can you just stop and get some potatoes on the way home hun?"

sammy115

I'm here, just going to catch up on the thread, then I will be right with you...:beer:

System

GingerSte wrote: »

Sorry about the sober thing.

I've managed to avoid Strictly so far. I've got the Simpsons on instead..

Not much occurring in GingerSte Land. Heading up to the shire tomorrow, for chrimbo with the family. How about yourself?

Oh am putting that right bu drinking some of my 12 pints of moose milk I am home for the first time proper since August but am heading down to the North East on Xmas Eve

Ellidee

GingerSte wrote: »

I can just imagine some old bloke sending a text and getting the raply "Can you just stop and get some potatoes on the way home hun?"

:T :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Bunnyinthelights

Ste, where is the shire?

Smamfer

GingerSte wrote: »

I can just imagine some old bloke sending a text and getting the raply "Can you just stop and get some potatoes on the way home hun?"

:rotfl:

Or me telling dear nana that i have bought her a special xmas pressie consiting off..." a baby doll nightie with some crotchless panties and of course my 34yyy boobies are real lol"

GingerSte

Bunnyinthelights wrote: »

Ste, where is the shire?

Yorkshire. I'm originally from Leeds.

GingerSte

Smamfer wrote: »

:rotfl:

Or me telling dear nana that i have bought her a special xmas pressie consiting off..." a baby doll nightie with some crotchless panties and of course my 34yyy boobies are real lol"

34yyy? :eek: Do you carry them on a trolley?

System

Evening ladies, dirty sex text yayyyy