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DFW Daily Chat 12 Dec - cheesy pineapple on a stick?

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  • Anyone else got any Christmas jokes?
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
  • That sounds lovely Linda-MIL has just called-I bought DS new hat/gloves/scarf last night for CP and he's only gone and lost one of the gloves already. *sigh* That'll teach me for not putting idiot strings on them...
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
  • What did one snowman say to the other?




    ...




    ...



    Smells like carrots.


    Ba-dum tish!
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
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    Anyone else got any Christmas jokes?

    nothing as funny as the mince pie and cream joke!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • It'll turn up if you replace them, I promise...
  • bank_of_slate
    bank_of_slate Posts: 12,922 Forumite
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    Not exactly a joke but here is a clip of me, hubby, kids and cat Dennis!
    http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/fMRynJSlrd7LMnbZAJOX
    ...Linda xx
    It's easy to give in to that negative voice that chants "cant do it" BUT we lift each other up.
    We dont count all the runners ahead of us & feel intimidated.
    Instead we look back proudly at our journey, our personal struggle & determination & remember that there are those that never even attempt to reach the starting line.
  • LOL!!!!

    That made me giggle
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
  • bank_of_slate
    bank_of_slate Posts: 12,922 Forumite
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    Q: What did Mary Poppins want for Christmas?

    A: Superclausfragilisticexpiallisnowshoes!

    ...Linda xx
    It's easy to give in to that negative voice that chants "cant do it" BUT we lift each other up.
    We dont count all the runners ahead of us & feel intimidated.
    Instead we look back proudly at our journey, our personal struggle & determination & remember that there are those that never even attempt to reach the starting line.
  • You are soooo right DD...really ticked me off. Grrrr!Brand Spanking NEW, from NEXT!
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
  • LOL, Linda that's brilliant! :T especially Dennis, who knew cats were such movers!

    Bun, I feel your pain - ashamed to say I forked out £15 on a hat and gloves set for DS and will he tolerate either hat on his head or gloves on his hands? HA HA HA. No. SCREAMS AND SCREAMS until you REMOVE it/them.

    And I bought another 'spare' set to keep in the car! :rolleyes:
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