It's not rocket science, so why don't I get it?

hampsterpoo

I wasn't naked ,I was mis quoted

missymoo81

Sorry HampsterP I meant to say not naked only wearing socks.....

hampsterpoo

thanks for clearing that up , I mean I wouldnt want people getting the wrong idea about me :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

missymoo81

nooo that would be terrible!!!!

missymoo81

oh dear I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare everyone off by talking about hampsters nakedness again........ it's suddenly gone very quiet, sorrt piquant

Piquant_2

Rarely dear hamster are you mis-quoted, you manage that all by yourself

Hello missymoo, how lovely to meet you, try not to dwell on hamster in only his socks too much.....don't need anymore thudding to the floor!

Hamster, you will be pleased to know the Captain was thinking of you last night, knowing you wanted him to do something ridiculous he decided to have a major spook at a Twix wrapper :eek: The wrapper was so scary that we had to gallop to the other side of the field we were crossing. I was taken by surprise and did the gallop with no stirrups and hanging on to his mane for dear life.

We had to take a detour on the way home as the wrapper was waiting to kill him :rolleyes: It is very hard to persuade a large horse to go forwards in a life or death situation.....

The_Dragon

Piquant wrote: »

Rarely dear hamster are you mis-quoted, you manage that all by yourself

Hello missymoo, how lovely to meet you, try not to dwell on hamster in only his socks too much.....don't need anymore thudding to the floor!

Hamster, you will be pleased to know the Captain was thinking of you last night, knowing you wanted him to do something ridiculous he decided to have a major spook at a Twix wrapper :eek: The wrapper was so scary that we had to gallop to the other side of the field we were crossing. I was taken by surprise and did the gallop with no stirrups and hanging on to his mane for dear life.

We had to take a detour on the way home as the wrapper was waiting to kill him :rolleyes: It is very hard to persuade a large horse to go forwards in a life or death situation.....

*Sniggers* I dread to think what you were saying to Captain as he escaped from that nasty wrapper!

missymoo81

You do make me laugh with your stories Piq, Captain sounds like a character and a half!! The snot and farting comments are the ones that get me spitting out my tea

Although I'm not a horsey person as yet, I have bought all of the riding gear and am hoping to start lessons in the next few weeks, (although I do wonder if I am too old to start riding at the ripe old age of 27!!!!)

The reason being my step mum and my dad have stables and 3 of them are rented but she does have a rather large boisterous naughty pony who I will be able to ride once I'm taught how to get on without falling off the other side!!! So any tips on anything horse/pony related would be very much appreciated. I feel about 12 years old!!!

hampsterpoo

The_Dragon wrote: »

*Sniggers* I dread to think what you were saying to Captain as he escaped from that nasty wrapper!

:rotfl:I read that as snickers , then had visions of a field bounty full of allsorts of wrappers and the captain prancing around madly :rotfl:

hampsterpoo

missymoo81 wrote: »

although I do wonder if I am too old to start riding at the ripe old age of 27!!!

Oh to be 27 ...............:rotfl:, I don't think thats to old , if you have the determination/want/desire to learn you'll learn , ..........but then what do I know.

Any tips , always face towards the horses head when sitting atop of the wee beasty...........again....... but what do I know :rotfl: