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  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic I've been Money Tipped!
    Page 9: Yet more truth! :D
    casabiosca wrote: »
    Ladbrokes are offering special odds for Icesave Veterans. They know there is no chance of their backing a winner.
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic I've been Money Tipped!
    Page 10: A cracker from Tuggy. :rotfl:
    tuggy12 wrote: »
    A Deceitful Golfing Wife

    Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."
    His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you." They embraced and kissed, and everything was fine until they got to the seventeenth tee.
    As the husband was starting his back swing, his wife blurted out, "I'm sorry darling, I've been so conscience-stricken since you told me your news. Since we're being honest with each other, I have something to tell you also: 32 years ago I had a sex change operation. I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me."
    The husband froze at the top of his back swing, then threw a fit. He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke his clubs one by one, then started on hers.
    He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! You despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you with all my heart and soul... and all these years you've been playing off the ladies tees."
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • ozzylad
    ozzylad Posts: 504 Forumite
    I knew it wouldn't take long.

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    Getting to 10 000 posts by repeating old posts is not allowed.
    Alice Springs but not as high as me :D
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic I've been Money Tipped!
    Page 11: Could be sat there ages Harrowing! :eek:
    harrowing wrote: »
    I'm gonna sit out this recession in a mental hospital....call me when it's over
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    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic I've been Money Tipped!
    ozzylad wrote: »
    I knew it wouldn't take long.

    red-card.jpg

    Getting to 10 000 posts by repeating old posts is not allowed.
    They're all edited ref! :D
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • ozzylad
    ozzylad Posts: 504 Forumite
    I can see you are going to be here a while so I will leave you with these:

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    Alice Springs but not as high as me :D
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic I've been Money Tipped!
    I've never been so relieved to be chucked off. I still haven't sorted multiple quotes which is so surprising as as I manage to supply everything else in multiples. :D
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • ozzylad
    ozzylad Posts: 504 Forumite
    and these:

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    Have a nice time.
    Alice Springs but not as high as me :D
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic I've been Money Tipped!
    Cheers! Fair dinkum Ozzy! :D
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic I've been Money Tipped!
    Shower, lunch, then Kempton, Chepstow and Newcastle. ;)

    Ps Ozzy How did you KNOW today's refreshments ARE ham and beef sarnies with a tinny or two?????????? :eek:

    Creature of habit! :o
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
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