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DoubleEntendre

amistupid wrote: »

I've got a feeling Sue's romance is developing she is very quiet?

Yep, she hasn't even drilled a hole in the bedroom wall for us

DoubleEntendre

Off to watch Taggart - with the advantage of having Glaswegian parents, I can at least understand it.

Though Rab C Nesbit was a leap too far! I may be recycling jokes, it's an age thing....:rotfl:

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

I've got a feeling Sue's romance is developing she is very quiet?

Rude to talk with your mouthful, obviously enjoying a romantic meal.

DoubleEntendre

...Naughty but funny! Officer and a Gentlemen demonstrated a trick of flavoured "breast toppings".....exactly which aisle of Tescos can those be found?:D

Laters...

suesie999

amistupid wrote: »

Rude to talk with your mouthful, obviously enjoying a romantic meal.

No not tonihgt, I am shattered and off to bed, but hopae to catch up tomorow before I go out tomororw night....nite all !:D

amistupid

Moaning all!

ozzylad

tuggy12 wrote: »

Haven't been here for a while but thought you would get a laugh with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dlg__SDJG4

:T:T:T

Love the way the the bus lane lady left her windscreen wipers on.

amistupid

I reversed a police car into a concrete bollard on a shopping precinct car park. I've never made so many ladies giggle at one time.

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

I reversed a police car into a concrete bollard on a shopping precinct car park. I've never made so many ladies giggle at one time.

As for embarrassing moments comes no where near when I was on football duty, walking around the perimeter of Grimsby Town's pitch. A defender whacked the ball clear it smacked me straight on the head, and knocked my helmet off with such force it ended up in the Osmond stand. They reckon it's the biggest roar there's ever been at Blundell Park.

ozzylad

How about this for linking the last 24 hours?

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.
The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk". The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey nodded vigorously. "Well, did you see this?" "Yes", motioned the monkey.
"What happened?" Asked the officer.
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. They were drinking?" asked the officer.
"Yes".
"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. "They were smoking marijuana?"
"Yes".
"What else?" The monkey motioned "Screwing". "They were screwing, too?" asked the astounded officer.
"Yes". "Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they crashed?"
"Yes".
"What were you doing during all this?"
"Driving" motioned the monkey.