Icesave Veterans Association

amistupid

DoubleEntendre wrote: »

:T:rotfl: Blimey O'Reilly - that's the story of the IVA to date!!! A real story, not a jackanory? Not 100% trusting after the "boob boob" post yesterday

True story DE, unfortunately cannot, for once, produce photographic evidence. I often wonder if the young Inspector Richardson stuck with the job or did the monkey business prove too much for him. I suppose if there was a way of retrieving Elsie's nightie we could DNA test the left shoulder strap.

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

True story DE, unfortunately cannot, for once, produce photographic evidence. I often wonder if the young Inspector Richardson stuck with the job or did the monkey business prove too much for him. I suppose if there was a way of retrieving Elsie's nightie we could DNA test the left shoulder strap.

Your scepticism bothers me not, I don't give a monkey's t*ss. :rotfl:

DoubleEntendre

I wonder if the monkey "watched"? That might be a be a bit off-putting (or a turn-on?) given they are our nearest cousins ...no jokes about me and my hairy brothers pls

amistupid

We're both doing an SF!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

We're both doing an SF!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Posted 3 deleted 4. :eek:

DoubleEntendre

It's a cunundrum wrapped up in a riddle...

amistupid

One night a colleague and I went to see the same lady for payment of a warrant. "Look at me new water bed" she said. Me and my mate sat on it whilst she got the warrant money.
Next night me and same colleague were on duty stood outside the roughest pub in town, at kicking out time, with our Inspector, when Elsie ran from the premises, steaming drunk over to us, shouting, "They're the two that were on my bed when I paid them for fine." You should have seen the look the boss gave me.

DoubleEntendre

:rotfl: :T What was the fine for? Breaking and entering ?

DoubleEntendre

amistupid wrote: »

Posted 3 deleted 4. :eek:

I didn't get where I am today by deleting more posts than I entered....

amistupid

DoubleEntendre wrote: »

:rotfl: :T What was the fine for? Breaking and entering ?

As I remember it was a fine for no TV licence, so watch yourself Hannah!