Icesave Veterans Association

ozzylad

I missed the Jake post. Will take a look.
Hopefully not

DoubleEntendre wrote: »

My cate Jake is a wimp, never caught any rodent, the furthest he strays is about the shed roof

Little did I know how apt this would be.

amistupid

ozzylad wrote: »

Little did I know how apt this would be.

Purrfect!!!! :T :T :T :T :T

DoubleEntendre

ozzylad wrote: »

I once took Jake to a friend's over a xmas period. Not a good move (it was against my better judgement but friend's elderly Mum had just lost a cat and was...err...pining for some feline company). Cat's HATE being in a different environment and Jake no exception. He escaped and "got lost" during a harsh winter - wasn't seen for another two months and I had to get RSPCA involved to lure and trap him!! Great organisation - no fee!

Me and my p*ssy problems :rotfl:!

[soz meant to reply to Adey's plea for help]

DoubleEntendre

ozzylad wrote: »

I missed the Jake post. Will take a look.
Hopefully not






Little did I know how apt this would be.

Yes, wouldn't be surprised if Jakey reacted like that!:D

amistupid

Shortly be on Tesco run and calling at chip shop on the way home. One advantage of this area brilliant fish and chips. Although the best I've ever had was from a fish restaurant in Skipton called Lizzies.

DoubleEntendre

1st 8 months in London I spent in Kilburn - lovely fish and chip shop.

amistupid

DoubleEntendre wrote: »

He escaped and "got lost" during a harsh winter - wasn't seen for another two months and I had to get RSPCA involved to lure and trap him!! Great organisation - no fee!

I love the RSPCA often worked with them.
Once had to accompany a brand new fresh faced male RSPCA officer to the home of a prostitute who had illegal possession of a Spider Monkey. The lady answered the door in revealing night attire with said monkey on her shoulder giving itself oral sex. Without even a hello, she winked and said "I bet you boys wish you could do that." I nearly wet myself, the RSPCA Inspector just flushed up as his jaw dropped open. :rotfl:

ozzylad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyQVpIYqlHw

DoubleEntendre

amistupid wrote: »

I love the RSPCA often worked with them.
Once had to accompany a brand new fresh faced male RSPCA officer to the home of a prostitute who had illegal possession of a Spider Monkey. The lady answered the door in revealing night attire with said monkey on her shoulder giving itself oral sex. Without even a hello, she winked and said "I bet you boys wish you could do that." I nearly wet myself, the RSPCA Inspector just flushed up as his jaw dropped open. :rotfl:

:T:rotfl: Blimey O'Reilly - that's the story of the IVA to date!!! A real story, not a jackanory? Not 100% trusting after the "boob boob" post yesterday

DoubleEntendre

ozzylad wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyQVpIYqlHw

:T :rotfl: What it doesn't show is that he'd just eaten three generations of the mouse and only spared it cos he felt ill......