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where is suesie this week hope she is ok -we all miss her brilliant posts and photos

harrowing_3

st wrote: »

where is suesie this week hope she is ok -we all miss her brilliant posts and photos

On a short break from bar duty?
http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showpost.html?p=16571551&postcount=724

st

harrowing wrote: »

On a short break from bar duty?
http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showpost.html?p=16571551&postcount=724

she right now probably relaxing with ---

:beer:

st

just now deposited some of the icesave easy saving moneyt into the capital one savings --realy nice customer sevices and very easy -they are based in North East and are the same Newcastle Bs operation that handled ICESAVE:eek:
very professionally and quickly handled by the good folk back home up there:T

harrowing_3

which ones is that?
Screaming Orgasm

Not one to order when buying a big round as you'll sound greedy and unrealistic, expecting more than a couple in one night. The creamy mix of Kahlua, vodka and Irish cream has a high risk of curdling - an effect that's sure to put a dampener on any erotic liaison.
Long slow comfortable screw up against the wall

As a rule any drink that's made up of more than 12 syllables is just plain silly, especially one with such a conflicting title. After drinking a heady concoction of sloe gin, vodka, Southern Comfort and Galliano you're unlikely to find slumping against a wall particularly comfortable - particularly if someone's attempting to be amorous with you and taking their time about it.
Sex on the Beach

The 18-30 holidaymakers' drink of choice is made up of peach schnapps, vodka and a variety of fruit juices and often doled out free to tourists in the less salubrious parts of the Spanish coast. Like its title suggests, it's an exotic idea that'll probably end messy and should only be sampled when on holiday. The police in Great Yarmouth don't look kindly on that sort of thing.
Brain Haemorrhage

To be honest, the lure of this one escapes me: Baileys with strawberry schnapps and grenadine, presumably titled because it resembles the assumed aesthetic of a scrambled brain. Sounds delicious. Also, there's something a little macabre about requesting a life-threatening illness on a jaunt out with your mates.
Knicker Dropper Glory

Somehow today's less sheltered modern age makes this tipple sound less cute and cuddly than it did before, but the ambitious blend of vodka, orange juice, triple sec, crème de banana and tequila used to be a drink of choice among the nation's party goers.
Hairy Navel

It's a puzzle where this one got its name as there's nothing that hairy about peach schnapps, vodka and orange juice - presuming you don't drink too many of them. But watching bikini clad lovelies, waxed, creamed and plucked, willingly requesting a bellyful of fluff always raises a smile.
Elbow in the Boobs

My favourite by miles. A mixture of rum, Cointreau, Martini extra dry, Martini Rosso and lemon juice all finished off with a cherry on top. It certainly tastes delicious and carries less sexual innuendo than some of the others, sparing your blushes at the bar. Just make sure the person standing next to you doesn't think you're talking to them when you make your request.

st

harrowing wrote: »

which ones is that?
Screaming Orgasm

Not one to order when buying a big round as you'll sound greedy and unrealistic, expecting more than a couple in one night. The creamy mix of Kahlua, vodka and Irish cream has a high risk of curdling - an effect that's sure to put a dampener on any erotic liaison.
Long slow comfortable screw up against the wall

As a rule any drink that's made up of more than 12 syllables is just plain silly, especially one with such a conflicting title. After drinking a heady concoction of sloe gin, vodka, Southern Comfort and Galliano you're unlikely to find slumping against a wall particularly comfortable - particularly if someone's attempting to be amorous with you and taking their time about it.
Sex on the Beach

The 18-30 holidaymakers' drink of choice is made up of peach schnapps, vodka and a variety of fruit juices and often doled out free to tourists in the less salubrious parts of the Spanish coast. Like its title suggests, it's an exotic idea that'll probably end messy and should only be sampled when on holiday. The police in Great Yarmouth don't look kindly on that sort of thing.
Brain Haemorrhage

To be honest, the lure of this one escapes me: Baileys with strawberry schnapps and grenadine, presumably titled because it resembles the assumed aesthetic of a scrambled brain. Sounds delicious. Also, there's something a little macabre about requesting a life-threatening illness on a jaunt out with your mates.
Knicker Dropper Glory

Somehow today's less sheltered modern age makes this tipple sound less cute and cuddly than it did before, but the ambitious blend of vodka, orange juice, triple sec, crème de banana and tequila used to be a drink of choice among the nation's party goers.
Hairy Navel

It's a puzzle where this one got its name as there's nothing that hairy about peach schnapps, vodka and orange juice - presuming you don't drink too many of them. But watching bikini clad lovelies, waxed, creamed and plucked, willingly requesting a bellyful of fluff always raises a smile.
Elbow in the Boobs

My favourite by miles. A mixture of rum, Cointreau, Martini extra dry, Martini Rosso and lemon juice all finished off with a cherry on top. It certainly tastes delicious and carries less sexual innuendo than some of the others, sparing your blushes at the bar. Just make sure the person standing next to you doesn't think you're talking to them when you make your request.

or the bar tender is gay

amistupid

All this talk of cocktails you Southerners!

Pint of traditional "Lincolnshire Poacher" is the brew.

By adding a dill pickle and two pickled eggs, it becomes the cocktail "Game Keepers Revenge" :eek:

harrowing_3

Hilarious (IMO) video to share: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

harrowing_3

amistupid wrote: »

All this talk of cocktails you Southerners!

Pint of traditional "Lincolnshire Poacher" is the brew.

By adding a dill pickle and two pickled eggs, it becomes the cocktail "Game Keepers Revenge" :eek:

I am envisaging a posh "southerner" Lady Chatterley and her randy gamekeeper Amistupid Mellors !

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

Hilarious (IMO) video to share: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

I doubt whether it'll make this year's Xmas No 1. Although the chorus is catchy, I can't see the likes of my Aunt Maude singing along, however if Cliff was ever to cover it? :rotfl: