Icesave Veterans Association

DoubleEntendre

She can stroke it gently, smash it, apply top or back spin...in fact something to suit every taste. just don't request the slice....

unzips

DoubleEntendre wrote: »

Bloody H*ll, is this diagram designed to make EVERY man feel proud? :rotfl:

be afraid ; very afraid ; It's green and purple for goodness sake, that can't be a good omen:eek:

DoubleEntendre

amistupid wrote: »

Works best outside in humid conditions with a bit of cloud cover. No good for you then DE

Au contraire, I'm desperate and would even tolerate light drizzle if the umpires considered the conditions "fit for play"....

unzips

amistupid wrote: »

Excuse me what's wrong with keeping your eye on the ball.

nothing at all my dear but be aware ; she is licking her lips and has a steely look in her eye;)

unzips

DoubleEntendre wrote: »

Au contraire, I'm desperate and would even tolerate light drizzle if the umpires considered the conditions "fit for play"....

be more concerned about the light, I speak from experience:D

amistupid

unzips wrote: »

nothing at all my dear but be aware ; she is licking her lips and has a steely look in her eye;)

Just how I like them, perhaps she should wear safety goggles?

unzips

amistupid wrote: »

Just how I like them, perhaps she should wear safety goggles?

absolute must, It really stings if you get one in your eye;)

amistupid

DE perhaps a good book to introduce you to "the outside world" by Titmarsh, randy little devil, always fumbling around in the herbaceous borders.

DoubleEntendre

Stop-Press (and non-smut): the umpires have called off the entire Ashes series as they consider both sets of cricketers "unfit for play"....

amistupid

unzips wrote: »

absolute must, It really stings if you get one in your eye;)

Tissues!!!!!! :eek: