Icesave Veterans Association

amistupid · 12 February 2009 at 5:11PM

DoubleEntendre wrote: »

Didn't Olivia awe at the vermisilitude of that old Spanish bloke's cucumber :T

DoubleEntendre · 12 February 2009 at 5:12PM

That's true...."by 'eck he's got a whopper" is SO much more straightforward.

unzips · 12 February 2009 at 5:12PM

amistupid wrote: »

Finished up about jack high with two touching bowls.

I bet your family get togethers are a tad risque after a few sherry's and the odd confessional! Invite me to your next shindig,:D

amistupid · 12 February 2009 at 5:15PM

Let's toss in a pair of plum tomato

Just to complete the DE salad.:rotfl:

DoubleEntendre · 12 February 2009 at 5:16PM

....Adey confessed to me he could swing it if the conditions were right.

unzips · 12 February 2009 at 5:23PM

amistupid wrote: »

I'm watching you!

somewhat disconcerting:o

amistupid · 12 February 2009 at 5:25PM

DoubleEntendre wrote: »

....Adey confessed to me he could swing it if the conditions were right.

Spit on it and rub it vigously until it shines one one side, and hold it with two fingers one each side of the seam. Release with slight flick of the wrist. Simple really.

DoubleEntendre · 12 February 2009 at 5:28PM

Bloody H*ll, is this diagram designed to make EVERY man feel proud? :rotfl:

amistupid · 12 February 2009 at 5:30PM

unzips wrote: »

somewhat disconcerting:o

Excuse me what's wrong with keeping your eye on the ball.

amistupid · 12 February 2009 at 5:34PM

amistupid wrote: »

Spit on it and rub it vigously until it shines one one side, and hold it with two fingers one each side of the seam. Release with slight flick of the wrist. Simple really.

Works best outside in humid conditions with a bit of cloud cover. No good for you then DE

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