Icesave Veterans Association

Implicateorder

Nite, nite all.

Rissole moment: Internet connection is very very poorly again....
Sending the rest of my answers by carrier pigeon.....

Thanks Sue for the most delicious wine :beer:

It's been a grand day. Have fun, and see you all in the morning..... I hope!! :hello:

Tibbledom

Which icesaver was born on the same day as Phil Collins?

amistupid

Tibbledom wrote: »

Which icesaver was born on the same day as Phil Collins?

nilrem?

Tibbledom

Iced_Off wrote: »

I give in. Can't find the info. (shuffles off in a sulk)

where is it then??

I can't work it out either.

There are so many posts that when you do an advanced thread search for adey's posts it hasn't got room to show them all

Iced_Off

Tibbledom wrote: »

Which icesaver was born on the same day as Phil Collins?

Day, not date? (please believe me!) (30th Jan)

That would be me..:D

suesie999

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A husband and wife were out enjoying a round of golf and about to tee off on the third hole which was lined by beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large picture window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces. They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what had happened.

When they peeked inside the home, they could find no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.

The wife said, "Do you live here?"

"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there, and freed me from that little bottle. I am so grateful," he answered.

The wife said, "Are you a genie?"

"Oh, why yes, I am. In fact, I am so grateful, I will grant you two wishes, the third I will keep for myself," the genie replied.

The husband and wife agreed on 2 wishes...one was a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.

The genie nodded and said, "Done!"

The genie now said, "For my wish I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years and, after all, I have made you a scratch golfer and millionaire." The husband and wife agreed and after the genie and wife finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?"

She replied, "3 years."

The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"

To which she responded, "31 years old."

The genie then asked, "How long has he believed in this genie stuff?"[/FONT]

suesie999

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.
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Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golfbag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.

Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?"
"It's over here in the pus*y willows."

The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"[/FONT]

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

Which soap star was Olivia friendly with?

Phil Daniels

suesie999

sorry for all the golf jokes.................got to make a few phone calls now, should be back but if not...see you all tomorrow !!:hello:

Iced_Off

suesie999 wrote: »

sorry for all the golf jokes.................got to make a few phone calls now, should be back but if not...see you all tomorrow !!:hello:

:T :T :T :T
I've spilled my drink again.....:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: