Icesave Veterans Association

BlondePoliceWoman

amistupid wrote: »

You lot would have wet yourselves. Whilst shopping I parked on double yellows outside the little garage that I usually take my car to. The brake light on the rear foiler had come loose and was hanging from it. Just needed a screw (don't go there Andrew). As I was talking to the mechanic an over zealous but extremely attractive blonde police woman appeared from no where and glared across the road at me. " Hold your horses love" I shouted "Put that pen down." It got worse from there but somehow I evaded the £30 fixed penalty that she kept saying I deserved.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: So when am I getting that screw you promised me?:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

amistupid

Got my youngest coming over tomorrow with his girlfriend. I hope to celebrate his job successs. No killing the fatted cow though, both Veggies. I've just got some chicken Quorn and other green stuff for a stir fry. They've even gone to the limits of what beer they can drink, apparently animals are used in some. Twelve pints and I've been told I'm a bit of a beast.

amistupid

suesie999 wrote: »

Hope this gets us to the next page......this widescreens doin my head in!!

I've just had to walk half a mile to thank you.

amistupid

BlondePoliceWoman wrote: »

So when am I getting that screw you promised me?

What a nasty piece of work, so hostile, I regressed and reached for my trucheon. One elderly lady passerby fainted her friend had a stroke!

BlondePoliceWoman

amistupid wrote: »

What a nasty piece of work, so hostile, I regressed and reached for my trucheon. One elderly lady passerby fainted her friend had a stroke!

Stop joking, you know we had a deal, so come on: where & when?

amistupid

Ah the old my back foiler brake light's loose excuse!

BlondePoliceWoman

Ok, she's pretty ...but I'm 100% natural ingredients....you guys will make all sorts of promises to skip your fine..but never deliver. All very harrowing !

amistupid

BlondePoliceWoman wrote: »

Stop joking, you know we had a deal, so come on: where & when?

You look familiar officer did your mum work in DF sub division in the early eighties?

BlondePoliceWoman

Sure did honey, I recognised your truncheon from 30 metres (errr....from what she described)

amistupid

Foiler! Twice I've said foiler instead of spoiler she should have blown me!