Icesave Veterans Association

amistupid

Right you lot, I've been watching you for the last 6 weeks.
Nothing but smut, inneuendo and double entendre.

Then yesterday, nothing. More like the bl**dy Culture Show!

Get a grip!

amistupid

suesie999 wrote: »

Not golfing today due to long lie in, bad back and hip................both need rubbing.....any takers?

It just so happens I have a huge tube of Algipan.

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

I'd settle for a buttered crumpet.

Oh matron!

amistupid

suesie999 wrote: »

Must say Adey, your talents are endless, congrats on the artwork................brilliant............:T:T

Cheers, very kind. You could always do a spot of "modelling" in your dinner break.

amistupid

Just looking out onto the fish pond, only a few feet from the kitchen patio doors. My prize specimen a golden koi, 8 years old, 18 inches long and about 7lbs in weight, called Flash (they've all got names ) She's struggling to swim upright, float bladder problems. Doubt she'll be having a ninth birthday party with all her aqua pals.

suesie999

amistupid wrote: »

Cheers, very kind. You could always do a spot of "modelling" in your dinner break.

Not a problem, happy to oblige....still not dressed and out at 11, but will be back promise..there are thigns I need to disucuss with you!!!!;);):D:D

suesie999

amistupid wrote: »

Just looking out onto the fish pond, only a few feet from the kitchen patio doors. My prize specimen a golden koi, 8 years old, 18 inches long and about 7lbs in weight, called Flash (they've all got names ) She's struggling to swim upright, float bladder problems. Doubt she'll be having a ninth birthday party with all her aqua pals.

sorry to hear that Adey..............

amistupid

I love animals but had a real bad time with time with pets recently. Had a hand reared cockatiel called Coco he was like a little dog, didn't believe in flying in the house, he just walked, followed me every where. On my shoulder all day, unlike the OH who is on my back most of the day . He even use to stay on my shoulder in the shower. I was able to walk around the garden with him, until one day something spooked him and he flew off. I was gutted and put lost posters in all the shops. 5 days later a lady telephone saying she'd found him, he had flown down and landed on her husbnd's shoulder whilst they were having tea outside. Fetched him home, he started to talk and mimic the phone. Then bang for no apparent reason the poor little thing keeled over and died. I've buried him near the fish pond, next to the 3 guinea pigs, 2 hamsters , a rabbit, and 2 gerbils. Like a pet's cemetry. :rotfl:


"Animal Hospital" We are not! :rotfl:

amistupid

Looks like most are having a Sunday lie in..... or church. I feel the former is more likely. :rotfl:

amistupid

Is that Ray Clemence? If he picks her up he'll drop her.

Guaranteed "fumble" in the sheets.

Would he manage to keep a clean sheet? :rolleyes: