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amistupid wrote: »

"New balls please" You're joking pal, you've hardly used the old pair. :rotfl:

not sure about that :eek:

amistupid

Rumour, tumour, humour, no even I can't stoop that low.

amistupid

"New balls please" You're joking pal, you've hardly used the old pair. :rotfl:

st wrote: »

not sure about that :eek:

More use out of my rowing machine. :rotfl:

amistupid

The absolute irony is I share the same birthday as Cliff! (not the same year I hasten to add)

amistupid

Chinese guy walks into record shop in the UK and asks for latest Cliff Richard record that he has heard on the radio
What is it called ask the assistant
" Tits and Fanny " says the chinese guy in a heavy oriental accent.
Don't think so mate - Cliff has never released a record with that title - he is a good Christian. Maybe you could sing it, and I’ll see if I know it.
The Chinese guy then belts out " Tits and fanny, that we don’t talk anymore....." :rotfl:


Boundaries Ami, boundaries.

Just passed the Frank Skinner smut test and sailed through the profanity checker.

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amistupid wrote: »

"New balls please" You're joking pal, you've hardly used the old pair. :rotfl:

harrowing_3

Blue tits and fanny by gaslight, no problemo

amistupid

What have Cliff in the bath and David Cameron got in common?

They both look down on the unemployed.

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

Blue tits and fanny by gaslight,

Happy memories of cold nights, in my first house. :rotfl:

harrowing_3

I think former has been self-employed...