Icesave Veterans Association

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just be pc:rotfl:

amistupid

c2b+d2a= 69

harrowing_3

amistupid wrote: »

Whilst going through my divorce I took lodgings with a lady who suffered from ME, more life in a flat battery. She organised a barbeque for fellow suffers, what a fiasco, no one had the energy to cook, they all ended up eating salad. :rotfl:

That's a true story. It took me weeks to get through 10lb of bangers and 3 dozen beef burgers.

:T Brilliant ! Wacky Jacky would've whipped them into action !

harrowing_3

st wrote: »

happy new year ami yes but they only lasted for 5-10 minutes normally is like ww2 for 1 hour so bed after sex and the city on fiver and some tom cruise risky biz.
and not one drop of alcohol for me -still not feeling too well with my gastro probs:mad:

Had to re-read that ST! For a second, thought we were getting a little "too open" in this forum. Imagined you and her at "it" on the kitchen table and then "phew, I'm exhausted let's go to bed ! " :rotfl:

harrowing_3

amistupid wrote: »

No fireworks in the Ami boudoir. Less pyrotechnics than a damp, oxygen starved sparkler.

At 11:55 my wife said "don't be late popping your cork".....if always the instruction was that way round ! :rotfl:

harrowing_3

harrowing wrote: »

Had to re-read that ST! For a second, thought we were getting a little "too open" in this forum. Imagined you and her at "it" on the kitchen table and then "phew, I'm exhausted let's go to bed ! " :rotfl:

Oh and the "last 5-10 mins" bit normally ww2 for 1 hour - I was thinking SOUNDS A BIT ROUGH, BUT YOU LUCKY LUCKY MAN !!!

harrowing_3

Just for the record, I was a bit LATE popping my cork, they're just wasn't the normal pressure build up and I had to push harder ....

harrowing_3

"photographer" Mr Rommel sure has a nice model there:-
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amistupid

I can remember when I was 22 years being on a probationers course away from home. I stayed in lodgings a week with a dear old lady, must have been in her early sixties. Lovely, lovely lady who provided gorgeous breakfasts and evening meals. On the last evening of my stay, as a thank you, I gave her a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates. She was very touched. She left the living room in her quilted dressing gown and slippers. I thought she'd gone for a little cry. She returned 10 minutes later, bare foot, heavily lip sticked and wearing quite a revealing nightie. I was petrified, feigned a headache and went to bed. I tell you what, I slept with one eye open that night.

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

Oh and the "last 5-10 mins" bit normally ww2 for 1 hour - I was thinking SOUNDS A BIT ROUGH, BUT YOU LUCKY LUCKY MAN !!!

Great smut minds think alike. I nearly wet myself.:rotfl: