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  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic I've been Money Tipped!
    Got Netto's Christmas crackers this year.
    What was the tortoise doing on the motorway?

    About 1 mph
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic I've been Money Tipped!
    Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

    Because her pupils were so bright.
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic I've been Money Tipped!
    What athlete is the warmest in winter.

    A long jumper.
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic I've been Money Tipped!
    What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas.

    A ladder in her stocking.
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic I've been Money Tipped!
    What's white and goes up?

    A confused snowflake
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic I've been Money Tipped!
    What did the judge say when the skunk entered the courtroom?

    "Odour in court"
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic I've been Money Tipped!
    Why do cows lie down when it's raining?

    To keep each udder dry.
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • amistupid
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    There was a dozen in the box, the other 5 were really, really cr*p :D
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • amistupid
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    Had lunch, cooked by yours truly, and although I say so myself, it was excellent. Apart from the sprouts, forgot to put any water in the pan. Set off the fire alarm and still can't get rid of the smell. :o

    Comfortably full. On 2nd bottle of Chardonnay, rosy cheeks, happy bunny. Quick snooze before Queenie's speech. Got full set of Steve Coogan's Alan Partridge DVD's, so may even miss the kip. :D
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
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    amistupid wrote: »
    Got Netto's Christmas crackers this year.

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    It's a cracker Jim but not as we know it. :D
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
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