Icesave Veterans Association

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amistupid wrote: »

Must pop off now. Need to uncover, stuff and baste me plump bird. See you later.

Oh! Matron!

PLUMP BIRD :eek:

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thinking about savings interest rates:eek: :eek: :eek:

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At the local golfclub, some lady members complained to the chairman, about all the male golfers, urinating on almost every tree on the course.



The chairman called an extraordinary meeting of the club management, so that they can discuss this problem.



The meeting took hours. Some heated arguments from all sides took place.



It stopped just short of a fistfight.



At last they came upon an agreement, and it was written into the club constitution, that: "Ladies will henceforth, also be allowed to urinate on the course."

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harrowing wrote: »

Brill ST !
By the way, we're coming up to page 96, which is the "no way you're having s*x with me tonight" position . Ciao for now....

While making love, he says:
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68??? What's that?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one. :rotfl:

Nomad25

Well thought I'd come back with a post to let you know that OH and me received paperwork from FSCS for payment of bonds [elected to leave them until maturity] due to mature in Mar and Aug 09, very efficient so far.

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A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.

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Nomad25 wrote: »

Well thought I'd come back with a post to let you know that OH and me received paperwork from FSCS for payment of bonds [elected to leave them until maturity] due to mature in Mar and Aug 09, very efficient so far.

great news:beer: for xmas yes the FSCS has being very efficient in the way they have handled this icesave mess -merry xmas

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last one I promise

Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- Gorgonzola!
- Wait, it is not on yet.

suesie999

harrowing wrote: »

Brill ST !
By the way, we're coming up to page 96, which is the "no way you're having s*x with me tonight" position . Ciao for now....

cant belives were nearly another 30 pages on and my innocent comment from then is still under discussion??!!:T:T:rotfl::rotfl:

suesie999

amistupid wrote: »

Second animation, I don't want you upsetting her.

f**k me, you know me so well!!:T:T