** Daily Chat Thread 18th Nov

pepe2008

notanothergreyhair wrote: »

People have been talking about my sausage on here for years

But have you ever set fire to it?:eek:

Burlesque_Babe

Sammy - I LOVE spooks. You can apply quite easily now...........bit too much running involved for me! :rotfl: I'd have to be the one sitting in the office pushing models of people around on sticks on a map like in WW2!

notanothergreyhair

pepe2008 wrote: »

But have you ever set fire to it?:eek:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Haha...not yet, thankfully.

I did once *date* a fireman, he would have been able to put any fire out for me. Oh, and we will have no chat about sliding down his fireman's pole, thankyou.

Burlesque_Babe

cool job - here you go - intelligence officer

https://www.mi5careers.gov.uk/job.aspx?jobid=121

Interesting in the Languages Unit - you can tell the areas of the world they see as a threat and might want to monitor or understand - they want people who can speak

Somali, Pashto, Dari, Kurdish Central (Kurdi, Sorani), Tamil, Arabic (especially North African dialects), Urdu, Punjabi, Bengali (with or without Sylheti), Farsi and Persian.


Not sure my O Level French, holiday Spanish and smattering of school girl Russian is going to get me into that job!


I'm going to do their 'self selection' questionnaire and see what kind of job they reckon I could do to help keep the country safe! :rotfl:

pepe2008

You could replace Q, making devices hidden inside food?:p

'Whatever you do, Bond, do not go near naked flames with thse sausages':D

Is there anything under Mata Hari in their career search??

sammy115

pepe2008 wrote: »

try www.mi5careers.gov.uk Sammy. I'm sure they have a space for someone like you:D

Elaborate Pepe!

Actually - as a person born in Blackburn I am sure I fit the bill quite well. (Hope MI5 aren't monitoring this thread!)

I want to be the blonde woman...you know the one who takes no prisoners, never cracks a smile, just the poor blokes jaw! And drives a great car......

sammy115

Actually my daughter thought bunny was a spy! Cause she worked for MFI!

Now she's undercover in the insurance company :rotfl:

Burlesque_Babe

"Your responses suggest that your approach may be well suited to the role of an Intelligence Officer in the Security Service. We encourage you to go ahead and apply."


Ooooooooooh, I can be a spy!! :rotfl:

pepe2008

sammy115 wrote: »

Actually my daughter thought bunny was a spy! Cause she worked for MFI!

Now she's undercover in the insurance company :rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Now I'm laughing uncontrollably, my guard is down......is this where you deliver the killer punch?

notanothergreyhair

sammy115 wrote: »

Actually - as a person born in Blackburn

Not many people go around admitting to that