**Daily Chat Thread*21st Oct 2008*

cat4772

My neice and nephew found my a-hem 'passionate pink pleasure product' and were talking to my parents about my funny shaped pink wand that shakes:o

Worst thing was I couldn't find it for ages and had visions of them taking it back to Ireland and my sister finding it in their luggage. Thankfully I found it when when I cleared out the spare room - I rememberd that I'd put it in a box on top of the wardrobe so that little hands and eyes didn't get a chance to see it.

pepe2008

cat4772 wrote: »

My neice and nephew found my a-hem 'passionate pink pleasure product' and were talking to my parents about my funny shaped pink wand that shakes:o

Worst thing was I couldn't find it for ages and had visions of them taking it back to Ireland and my sister finding it in their luggage. Thankfully I found it when when I cleared out the spare room - I rememberd that I'd put it in a box on top of the wardrobe so that little hands and eyes didn't get a chance to see it.

Wand? Gives Harry Potter a whole new twist...
.......'vibratum orgasmium'
( maybe those words work? )

cat4772

Wayne bought me some hand- and feet-cuffs that are STILL attached to our bed.

Last time my mum looked after the cats she saw them and said something about beds coming with handcuffs so I just said that Wayne promised me a night of passion and I was determined he wasn't leaving the bed till I got it:D!

Little mum went bright red and has either never looked too closely at items in the bedroom or she just never asks me about them for embarrassment of what I'll say to her:cool:

ZTD

Burlesque_Babe wrote: »

I now have the image of a Victoria Beckham Mr Potato Head dildo lookey likey...........(as in how an anorexic potato may look!! :rotfl:)

Like this...

pepe2008

Enough of this smut! I have to get some sleep ( 11pm start tonight ) catch you all later.

'an inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young' Oscar Wilde.

(Land_of)_Maz

and i used to think Cat was a nice quiet girl! - hand and feet cuffs!!! :eek:

Burlesque_Babe

(Land_of)_Maz wrote: »

and i used to think Cat was a nice quiet girl! - hand and feet cuffs!!! :eek:

..........BB keeps quiet at this point........ :whistle:

(Land_of)_Maz

Burlesque_Babe wrote: »

..........BB keeps quiet at this point........ :whistle:

oh i see it's the quiet ones we have to watch!!!!!!!

Burlesque_Babe

(Land_of)_Maz wrote: »

oh i see it's the quiet ones we have to watch!!!!!!!

why yes Miss Maz......my user name??............tattoo??...........piercings??......I say no more and go back into the shadows............;)


I've just logged into my work email (as you do when on holiday :rolleyes: ) and there is a very interesting email wondering if I'd be interested in doing a privately employed cookery demonstration session for a charity night.....

LouiseJ

Its always the quiet ones Maz:rolleyes: ...not sure if I would like the handcuff thingy, I think I would get a bit panicky.

I went to see my Grandad this morning and he told me he had a fall when he was out for his walk yesterday. I was so worried and asked if he was OK, he said (In a broad north east pitmatic accent) "Why Aye, I had me big coat on man":rotfl: :rotfl:

He is 85 and has been "saved" by his big coat on more than one occasion. I honestly hope I am as fit as him when I am 85:cool:

So if we are ever doing anthing slightly dangerous, make sure you wear a big coat, you will be fine then:rotfl:

I love my Granda (He also gave me £50 to go towards my mini cruise break)