Gordon Brown Caption Competition!

Zammo

"And where there has been irresponsibility, we must now say clearly that the age of irresponsibility is over".

russ_c

He's singing, "You will always find me in the kitchen at parties"

amcluesent

"No, seriously. What makes you so sure Dave's packing a bigger wing-wang than me?"

Miserjunkie

Gordon Brown singing "All things bright and beautiful..." comm'on everybody join in......

Ian_Griffiths_Halifax

Heyman wrote: »

What do we think Gordon's saying to this homeowner?

Buuuuuuuuuuurp. Come on, you have a go. See if you can do a bigger one.

amcluesent

[Thinks]"Which reminds me, I'll ask Sarah for the Alien DVD box-set this Christmas..."

dudleyboy

Heyman wrote: »

What do we think Gordon's saying to this homeowner?

Gordon Brown: Over the past 10 years I've sold off all our gold on the cheap, plundered our pensions, exponentially increased our country's national debt (largely through illegal warmongering), allowed British industry to crumble away and be pillaged by foreign investors and condemned young people - actually the very same individuals whose vote I courted back in 1997 - to a lifetime of student debt and crippling mortgage repayments on grossly over-valued property. Furthermore, I've been turning a blind eye to, nay, encouraging widespread fraud in both mortgage applications and financial trading and, subsequently, have presided over the complete financial and economic collapse of our entire society. And you know what? I still have the audacity to think that people actually want me to "get on with the job". Now that is ironic.

Alanis Morissette: Go fk yourself, fat boy! Hey, does anyone know of any grassy knolls near Parliament? Why? Oh, I'm just asking...

dog1

Gordon Brown: "NO COMMENT". Deja vu?

baby_boomer

Gordon
As you can see, I've got my fingers crossed for you that this prefabricated tip doesn't halve in value by the 2010 election.

Because if it does I'm !!!!ed as well!

Out of interest, why were you stupid enough to fall for our vote catching Home Buy part ownership initiative? Don't you know it removes your freedom of manoeuvre while you're sorting out your professional and private life? You should have waited till you marry your alpha male, so he can put a property into your name for buy-to-let tax avoidance purposes, just like I've done with Sarah.

>>>> I actually feel sorry for these people in the Brown photo ops. How on earth are they going to be able to live it down for the rest of their lives?

StevieJ

If it's any consolation I'm f!!!ed too.