Gordon Brown Caption Competition!

King_Of_Fools

One day a wide-mouth toad was out and he met a rabbit and said,
"Hello! I’m a wide-mouth toad. I eat flies. What do you eat?"
The rabbit said, "I eat carrots."

Then the toad met a squirrel and said,
"Hello! I’m a wide-mouth toad. I eat flies. What do you eat?"
The squirrel said, "I eat acorns."

Then the toad met a crocodile and said,
"Hello! I’m a wide-mouth toad. I eat flies. What do you eat?"
The crocodile said, "I eat wide-mouth toads."
Then the toad said in a tight squeaky voice,
"Oh, that’s nice, you don’t see many of those around here do you?"

Pobby

``Ach, first I told `um no boom and bust hen, and then I said that hoose prices can only go up ....... Got te laugh the noo.........``

Rossco

"I'm getting on with the job of running the country, but I'd rather be getting on with the job"

Max_Headroom_3

King_Of_Fools wrote: »

Then the toad met a crocodile and said,
"Hello! I’m a wide-mouth toad. I eat flies. What do you eat?"
The crocodile said, "I eat wide-mouth toads."
Then the toad said in a tight squeaky voice,
"Oh, that’s nice, you don’t see many of those around here do you?"

But he's already told the croc that he's a wide mouthed toad!

Max_Headroom_3

I can't think of a caption that isn't unnecessarily unkind about the poor ladies resemblence to a horse... :silenced:

carolt

Gordon: "Ha ha ha! Can't believe you were really mug enough to buy at those prices! And look at these wall tiles!"

carolt

"Can you stop standing on my foot now, please?"

Realy

" No, I really am a great leader "

Davesnave

'The Russell Hobbs is just a down payment; I'll get you an entire kitchen refurb if you'll keep up the pretence of being my mistress till the next election. I mean, look what it did for Major's image......Why are you laughing?'

mewbie_2

Davesnave wrote: »

'The Russell Hobbs is just a down payment; I'll get you an entire kitchen refurb if you'll keep up the pretence of being my mistress till the next election. I mean, look what it did for Major's image......Why are you laughing?'

She thinks "If he thinks bragging about giving me a second Russell Hobbs from a car boot is going to lead to game of hide the sausage - I really am going to wee myself"