Gordon Brown Caption Competition!

Gorgeous_George

...and more
much more than this...
I did it myyyyyy wayyyyyyyyyyyy.

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codger

"Great to see you're using one of New Labour's cardboard boxes to store your stuff. I can now announce we've done a deal with Russell Hobbs to provide even larger cardboard boxes so hard-working British families everywhere can, er, live in them. . ."

Realy

"Big Issue, Big Issue, Big Issue Madam?

mystic_trev

“While the problem comes out of America, it has consequences for all of us,” he told reporters. At a business breakfast, he insisted that Britain, where house prices have already fallen by about 10 per cent, would not suffer a similar housing crash to the US because it had a “shortage” of homes.

The prime minister rejects the idea that banks and other financial services companies also behaved foolishly in other countries – such as the UK.

The domestic crisis, which included the collapse of Northern Rock and the rescue takeover of HBOS, was imported from outside, he argued.

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Mr Brown will hope these images will leave a better impression on voters – and other Labour MPs – than those of cabinet rival David Miliband, photographed this week gurning and clutching a banana.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/42cc6040-8bea-11dd-8a4c-0000779fd18c.html

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Stop laughing, I'm showing you how I suck d**k

codger

Well of course no financial institution behaved foolishly (how coy!) in the UK because if they had done, Gordon would've been on to 'em faster than a ferret up a drain-pipe.

Everything that has happened here has happened because of events beyond the control of a son of the manse who has always had the interests of hard-working British bankers -- families, whoops -- at heart.

The Americans make it rain.

Gordon makes the sun shine. . .

Usually from the same part of his anatomy from which his expert judgments are pronounced.

amcluesent

"What's the difference between your chipboard new-build flat and my career as PM? Yep, my career will last longer! Boom! Boom!"

Plasticman

Heyman wrote: »

What do we think Gordon's saying to this homeowner?

Gordon saying "Come on, swap places. It's my turn to sit on the tumble tryer and you can have the washing machine"

Davesnave

' So you're a full-time hooker, eh? So was I, till I lost my eye in a rough match. After that I could only play blind side flanker!'

chiefgoobster

Not a caption but more of an observation....
is it me or is the lady's skin tone a slightly different colour , where her hair falls down the side of her face......and it makes her look like she has a
mask on !!!