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When are the next Haliwide figures due?

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  • mystic_trev
    mystic_trev Posts: 5,434 Forumite
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    neverdespairgirl wrote: »
    You think truffles smell of sex.....?

    Well female pigs do that's why thery're used to find them! I've rarely eaten anything with truffles and certainly don't go around sniffing Pigs bollox :eek: so I can't prove this as fact! :rotfl:

    Here's a link

    http://feefellaneous.blogspot.com/2007/01/truffles-and-smell-of-pig-sex.html
    When a female pig (preferably looking for some hot pink pig sex) finds a truffle, she goes crazy and immediately starts digging for the fungus.
  • Generali
    Generali Posts: 36,411 Forumite
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    neverdespairgirl wrote: »
    You think truffles smell of sex.....?

    It's worse than that, she thinks they smell of piggie sex. I mean how would you know?

    Reminds me of a joke.

    Due to a mistake, Obama and McCain both find themselves in the same barbers at the same time. Determined to look professional, both keep quiet while having a haircut and a shave.

    The barber asks Obama if he'd like some aftershave. Obama replies, "No thanks, I don't my wife to think I stink like a wh o rehouse".

    The same question is asked of McCain. He says, "Yeah, I'll have some. My wife doesn't know how a wh o rehouse smells".
  • mystic_trev
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    I'm trying to work out how we got from Haliwide figures, to Pig sex! However having gone down with a bad case of 'man flu' and downed several large whiskies, I'm past caring..................:rudolf:
  • lostinrates
    lostinrates Posts: 55,283 Forumite
    I've been Money Tipped!
    They don't smell like any sex I've had. Pig sex is probably about right.

    Trev, DH has a man flu too. I make astounding hot toddies though, so he's quite happy drining his 'hot whiskey' too. Enjoy your cold ;)

    How come of all the things that the filter removes we are allowed to type sex?
  • Generali
    Generali Posts: 36,411 Forumite
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    lostinrates wrote: »
    They don't smell like any sex I've had. Pig sex is probably about right.

    Trev, DH has a man flu too. I make astounding hot toddies though, so he's quite happy drining his 'hot whiskey' too. Enjoy your cold ;)

    How come of all the things that the filter removes we are allowed to type sex?

    Sex isn't rude. It's just sex.
  • mr_magoo_5
    mr_magoo_5 Posts: 175 Forumite
    Generali wrote: »
    Sex isn't rude. It's just sex.

    Thats right, but it can be naughty!
    Control is an illusion, chaos is the reality. A successful warrior dances with chaos, and success means simply that one is still alive.
  • lostinrates
    lostinrates Posts: 55,283 Forumite
    I've been Money Tipped!
    Generali wrote: »
    Sex isn't rude. It's just sex.

    Dearest Generali, I tactfully and with utter respect and no impudence intended suggest if 'just' is a word you are putting in front of sex then you need to get those oysters or something. ;) I agree, its not rude, but its not 'just' either.
  • carolt
    carolt Posts: 8,531 Forumite
    Sorry to change the subject ;), but does anyone know when the bloomin' figures are coming out?
  • neverdespairgirl
    neverdespairgirl Posts: 16,501 Forumite
    Thursday, 7am, for Nationwide.

    http://www.finspreads.com/our_services/market_news_and_analysis/economic_data.aspx
    ...much enquiry having been made concerning a gentleman, who had quitted a company where Johnson was, and no information being obtained; at last Johnson observed, that 'he did not care to speak ill of any man behind his back, but he believed the gentleman was an attorney'.
  • Thomas99
    Thomas99 Posts: 322 Forumite
    lostinrates wrote: »
    Trev, DH has a man flu too. I make astounding hot toddies though, so he's quite happy drining his 'hot whiskey' too. Enjoy your cold ;)

    *seeing as this is a sex thread now*

    Don't give him too much, as he won't be able to get "it" up when you feel frisky :eek:
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