*Weekend Chat Thread**23rd Aug 08**

Marky74

Hipflasks how naughty...

sammy115

Bunny - would not worry about Telford, look what someone said about my home town!

"Blackburn, its full of them, full of the little FAke Burburry wearing, three stripe hogging, socks in pants scrubbers and Rockport wearing scum.

Yes I used the word FAKE as in Blackburn the Chavs are so Downmarket they wear fake stuff they don't drive Souped up Saxos they prefer to go for the good old Nova.

In Blackburn once nice places are now being overridden by Chavs so they are multiplying faster than the teenage pregnancy rate allows so no longer are they confined to Higher Croft and Shad areas of town.

The !!!! poor excuse of a Town Centre is chav paradise with perhaps the biggest TJ Hughes you will ever see and as the good shops close the Pound shops open with half price sales for our Chav citizens. Blackburn Towncentre provides many benches for Chavs and Wineos alike, all of which love to hang around in big intimidating groups.

Walk to McDonalds at 2pm in the afternoon and you will find the younger chavs bunking off School and harassing people for money so they can go buy themselves a cheeseburger or use the public phone box to try and crank call one of the shops they have been moved on from.

So if you want to go out in Blackburn in the Evening you can catch a Bus more than likely if you are a Chav you will take a varient of the Number 4 which comes from Higher Croft or the Number 1 which comes from Accrington or Darwen. You get on the bus and the windows and seats are scrawled with Johnny D Loves Bekki or somthing along the lines of Kev is Gay call 01254 ******.

Once you are in town you can go to many chav Bars such as Marleys or The T Bar for Club life we currently have Jumpin Jaks or the Utopia also known as the CAV as that is what it was called 30 years ago. If you are Underage you can always go Never Never Land which is the ultimate nightspot but be warned don't look at any females as some skinny chav loser will start with his fight call 'Are You Looking at My Bird?' and the only thing you can come back with is 'no' why you ask, because you can't say 'Yeah, she looks like a slapped !!!!'.

That nearly it for this dogshithole it however has one redeeming feature its not Burnley"


Whats worse is its true!

Marky74

sammy115 wrote: »

I can't remember where Market street Lane is now???? This will bug me all day and I will have to ring my mum up and ask her...

It is next to a big chipshop I think

Marky74

sammy115 wrote: »

Bunny - would not worry about Telford, look what someone said about my home town!

"Blackburn, its full of them, full of the little FAke Burburry wearing, three stripe hogging, socks in pants scrubbers and Rockport wearing scum.

Yes I used the word FAKE as in Blackburn the Chavs are so Downmarket they wear fake stuff they don't drive Souped up Saxos they prefer to go for the good old Nova.

In Blackburn once nice places are now being overridden by Chavs so they are multiplying faster than the teenage pregnancy rate allows so no longer are they confined to Higher Croft and Shad areas of town.

The !!!! poor excuse of a Town Centre is chav paradise with perhaps the biggest TJ Hughes you will ever see and as the good shops close the Pound shops open with half price sales for our Chav citizens. Blackburn Towncentre provides many benches for Chavs and Wineos alike, all of which love to hang around in big intimidating groups.

Walk to McDonalds at 2pm in the afternoon and you will find the younger chavs bunking off School and harassing people for money so they can go buy themselves a cheeseburger or use the public phone box to try and crank call one of the shops they have been moved on from.

So if you want to go out in Blackburn in the Evening you can catch a Bus more than likely if you are a Chav you will take a varient of the Number 4 which comes from Higher Croft or the Number 1 which comes from Accrington or Darwen. You get on the bus and the windows and seats are scrawled with Johnny D Loves Bekki or somthing along the lines of Kev is Gay call 01254 ******.

Once you are in town you can go to many chav Bars such as Marleys or The T Bar for Club life we currently have Jumpin Jaks or the Utopia also known as the CAV as that is what it was called 30 years ago. If you are Underage you can always go Never Never Land which is the ultimate nightspot but be warned don't look at any females as some skinny chav loser will start with his fight call 'Are You Looking at My Bird?' and the only thing you can come back with is 'no' why you ask, because you can't say 'Yeah, she looks like a slapped !!!!'.

That nearly it for this dogshithole it however has one redeeming feature its not Burnley"


Whats worse is its true!

Sounds right... It was getting that way before I left. But they never went to the rockers pubs we used to frequent

sammy115

I was a rocker too, but they knocked the pub down that I used to frequent. Can't remember what that was called either now, but it was on the corner of fielden street oposite the college....and opposite king georges hall

Marky74

May an night we were eating pizza on King Georges hall steps, awaiting our taxis

sammy115

sigh** happy memories of childhood... before credit cards were even invented methinks.....

anyhow enough reminiscing - I really must get something done!

bank_of_slate

Marky, did you read my post about the fencing earlier?
...Linda xx

Marky74

Yes BoS we have looked on free cycle.... No Joy yet.

we will still look

System

LouiseJ wrote: »

Had a night on the town with my Bezzy mate and Mr JD. Havent had a drink for about 6 weeks so it has hit me like a sledge hammer.

We both have hip flasks and the rule is that when they are empty we stop drinking and just have lemonade, last night we broke our own rule as we both said we didnt feel drunk:rotfl: went on the lager after the JD:o

Head is hurting and I am knackered but luckily no sickness, I cant stand the sick stomach hangovers.

Hi Lou,did you go to 42nd Street and Oscars?