Depression Support Thread

absolutebounder

LadyMorticia wrote: »

On a side note: Where is AB and his joke today? lol

*hugs*

xx

Contrary to popular opinion I do work occasionally:rotfl:

Last one is a classic ......

When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support. The following are all replies that women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing the father's details. Or putting it another way.....
Who's your Daddy! These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borne at the same time....well I don't have a clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

LadyMorticia

Lol AB! Now, that one is a funny one.lol. =D

Miroslav

LadyMorticia wrote: »

There might be an obvious answer to this question but I'm going to ask anyway, even if its only to confirm what I think and believe.

What would you do if you had a friend and they were a good friend for a couple of years but then suddenly they got a boyfriend and didn't want to know you anymore? Then suddenly out of the blue they text you. You meet up. Things go fine. Then over msn they precede to tell you that everything that they said happened to them (and some of the things they said happened were serious.....and some of the things had personally happened to me) didn't really happen and that they were attention seeking (I guess kudos for owning up eventually though).How would you feel? Then you try and see past that and ask if they want to meet up and they reply with "Nah. You're alright". You hear nothing for months, and then out of the blue, the day after their birthday, they're suddenly in touch. How would you feel and what would you do?

Am I right to feel used? When we were friends we had good times but she made me feel bad about myself, especially when it came to boyfriends e.g. her forming a "sex buddy" relationship with my ex a week after we split up (I'm guessing because I wouldn't "put out" for him whilst we were dating, but I have self respect and intimacy is a very big thing to me).

Do I have any right to feel used and hurt? Janette says that after everything that she has put me through, and especially lying about things she had apparently gone through, that I myself had actually been through, that she is not worth it and to ignore all texts etc, but I don't want to make her feel bad.

I feel like I'm writing to an agony aunt.lol. So what would you do, and how would you feel?

xx

As others have said, forget her.

One day she'll come crawling back and you should tell her where to go, because she isn't strong enough to know the word loyalty.

It's better to have one less 'friend' than a fake one or one that cannot make up there own mind. I say this as it's possible the new boyfriend is trying to get her away from her friends and have her all to himself and she is easily misled. When he's had enough of her, she'll learn the hard way that loyalty is more important than a possibly shortlived 'romance'.

Miroslav

Amber_Sunshine wrote: »

What do they call people like Anni's 'friend' - toxic friends? Sounds about right to me.

I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic
And I love what you do, don’t you know that you’re toxic

etc etc

LadyMorticia

That song makes me get up and dance Miro.
I shall not allow anyone to see. Might ruin my goth reputation. :rotfl:

xx

Miroslav

Anything of Britney gets me up and dancing.

Well, that's a lie, I don't dance to anything, but you get my point.

Careful with that reputation, we are being watched :eek:

Tiff_2

Hi guys!:hello:

Much Love,
Tiff xxx

Tulip

goodlife wrote: »

Hi Katie

Can I ask, what is the game you play where you paste the codes? Just it sounds really interesting, although kind of addictive!

J x

:hello: J,

I am working on getting a ds lite game called Zubo for free which is out officially as of yesterday as I saw it at my local game store for £24.99 and each code I put in helps,I won an instant win of a zubo t-shirt of which the lady I gave it away to has problems claiming it at the moment as I cant remember the code I won it on very well as it happened so fast but between us we will get it hopefuly very soon.

Katie

Tulip

LadyMorticia wrote: »

Ordered my Halloween costume. Woo! Here it is, if anyone wants to see it:

http://www.allfancydress.com/Fancy-Dress-Costume/19701/Creepy-Girl-Costume.aspx

I love Halloween! =D

its lovely Anni you will look nice in it

Katie

Tulip

:hello: Everyone,

Hope all is well,I am fine today,having a nice day so far,had a nice liein this morning as I needed to sleep longer I hope to see my parents later on today too as they are coming over to see me


Have a lovely day!


*hugs* to those that need one


love and light,

Katie xxx