Depression Support Thread

absolutebounder

An oldie but still great.

The
Lone Ranger's Last Request

The Lone
Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

The
Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger.

In honor of
the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
Before I kill you,
I grant you three requests.

What is your first request?'

The
Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.' The Chief
nods and
Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's ear, and the
horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful
blonde woman on his
back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the
Lone Ranger's
tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian
Chief admits he's impressed.

'You have a very fine and loyal horse, but
I will still kill you in two
days.

What is your second request?'


The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought
to
him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

As before, Silver
takes off and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the
Chief's surprise,

Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous
brunette, more
attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again
impressed. 'You are
indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you
tomorrow.

'What is your last request?'

The Lone Ranger responds,


'I'd like to speak to my horse,.... alone.'

The Chief is
curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent.


Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
looks
him square in the eye and says,

Listen very carefully


for.... the.... last....f**king time,

I said.....
'BRING
POSSE'

Amber_Sunshine

absolutebounder wrote: »

So thats slippers, Jeans and topless phwoar

Anything goes in Spain, sweetie.

Tulip

Diamond78 wrote: »

glad your ok hun, im not to bad, feel exhausted but thats nothing new lol..
Watched xfactor earlier and it made me cry as much as i didnt want to.

KL, awww your going through so much, hopefully the worse is over and good things will follow. I havent got a clue about your garden. I wish i could help but my brains nt working to well so cant think of what could help cover the hole.

Shaz hun, not long to go before kids are back at school. DS is bored but im dreading him going back, im going to be so lonely when he goes back to school. He is going to have a special needs teacher this time to help him with learning. I wish I could teach him from home instead. Well done for getting over your ex. I know its not been easy for you but you have done really well so you deserve a pat on the back hun.

Katie, glad you enjoyed your game on the DS, I havent played on sons one for ages, I should as it keeps my mind occupied.Have you got the Zelda game?My son really wants that but dont know what its about.

I should go sleep but heard a noise downstairs and to scared to go and check what it is, so now am trying to fight not to sleep.

Night everyone, big hugs to u all.xx

:hello: Diamond,

I havent got the Zelda game no I like games that are addictive and easy to play and that are enjoyable I am so glad I got the carnival games one as that keeps my mind active and I dont get bored,Today is the Visa Party in London,just left my brother a message to have a nice time if he goes with the tickets I won with his friend

Its on television so I will record it I think as it starts at 1pm onwards according to the tickets as gates are open from 1pm


love and light,

Katie xxx

Tulip

:hello: Everyone,

Morning! hope you are well,I am fine today Going to my parents later for a nice meal off to the church this evening to do some singing and listening to a service to see what the Priest has to say


My brother and his friend should be down from London next weekend so that will be nice

Have a lovely day everyone


*hugs* to those that need one


love and light,

Katie xxx

absolutebounder

CompletelyLost wrote: »

AB: I read your post a few days ago but haven't had the chance to reply. I understand what you said re: avoiding the problem, and I shouldn't be doing anything to please anyone except myself. BUT I do really want to do accountancy,

If you really want to do the course then go for it. Accountants earn a lot of money

I want to do it for myself not for them, so would I not better to jump on the bandwagon this September than waste another year? I'm so confused. Fortunately money isn't an issue for me - I live at home and pay minimal board, and have plenty of savings. Still, I would love to be at college and working part-time by xmas. Am I setting my hopes too high? I have felt scarily optimistic of late, it all feels too good to be true.

Personally I would do night classes while working because it shows you are going the extra mile plus a firm may sponsor you. Paying minimal board is not too good really because it gives others a hold over you.
However you have to do what is right for you so whatever that is good luck with it:A

Amber_Sunshine wrote: »

Anything goes in Spain, sweetie.

Photographs would be appreciated

Amber_Sunshine

There is a well-known local character who is heavily tattooed and strides around naked, whatever the season. Apparently he isn't mad, he just likes doing it.

And he has the biggest chorizo you've ever seen (no, I'm not taking photos) ...

shazza40

hi diamond ive bought the lengend of zelda phantom hour glass (£9.99 comet) zelda disappears on the ghost ship and you have to find her.havent got very far but am really enjoying it.

Tulip

:hello: Everyone,

I hope you are all well,I am fine,had a nice dinner at mums,came home read my newspaper and magazine then I had a nice bath and washed my hair Just relaxing now until its time to make my tea and then an hour after that I go out to the church


love and light,

Katie xxx

slowlyfading

hey everyone. Am really down today as my dad left for Kuwait for a year on a job contract. I dont know what I'm going to do without him - i love him to pieces. have been crying off and on all day.
hope everyone else is okay. xx

Tulip

slowlyfading wrote: »

hey everyone. Am really down today as my dad left for Kuwait for a year on a job contract. I dont know what I'm going to do without him - i love him to pieces. have been crying off and on all day.
hope everyone else is okay. xx

:hello: SF,

aw here have a *hug* I bet you will miss your dad loads but I am sure he will keep in contact with you wont he or you can contact him?

I am ok thanks


love and light,

Katie xxx