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The 'I want it NOW!!' debt/savings thread

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  • jenjade
    jenjade Posts: 8,418 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.

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    :j Proud mum to Jade age 10 years and Baby Ellie born Christmas Day:eek: with a broke heart :( Proven to be a little fighter and battling on with her heart condition :j
  • jenjade
    jenjade Posts: 8,418 Forumite
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    Two fishs were in a tank, one turned to the other and said "do you know how to drive this?"
    isn't that a funny joke?
    :j Proud mum to Jade age 10 years and Baby Ellie born Christmas Day:eek: with a broke heart :( Proven to be a little fighter and battling on with her heart condition :j
  • jenjade
    jenjade Posts: 8,418 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker

    2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

    Five minutes later.....'Da-ad....'
    'What?'
    'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?'
    'No, You had your chance. Lights out.'
    Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad.....'
    'WHAT?'
    'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??'
    ' I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!'
    Five minutes later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....'
    'WHAT!'
    'When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?'
    :j Proud mum to Jade age 10 years and Baby Ellie born Christmas Day:eek: with a broke heart :( Proven to be a little fighter and battling on with her heart condition :j
  • jenjade
    jenjade Posts: 8,418 Forumite
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    When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year
    old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the
    shower.
    She said, 'Mummy, you are getting fat!'
    I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her
    tummy.'
    'I know,' she replied, but what's growing in your bum?
    :j Proud mum to Jade age 10 years and Baby Ellie born Christmas Day:eek: with a broke heart :( Proven to be a little fighter and battling on with her heart condition :j
  • jenjade
    jenjade Posts: 8,418 Forumite
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    ok i take the hint you have all gone party over
    :j Proud mum to Jade age 10 years and Baby Ellie born Christmas Day:eek: with a broke heart :( Proven to be a little fighter and battling on with her heart condition :j
  • jenjade
    jenjade Posts: 8,418 Forumite
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    come on x factor syle ....

    where's you mumma gone... where your mumma gone.....wheres your mumma gone

    far far away far far away....
    :j Proud mum to Jade age 10 years and Baby Ellie born Christmas Day:eek: with a broke heart :( Proven to be a little fighter and battling on with her heart condition :j
  • lilmissmup
    lilmissmup Posts: 6,884 Forumite
    Morning everyone, hope your days go ok.

    My OH is still alive but i am still not talking to him.

    On early shift at work this week so off now! Speak to ya all this evening :)
    Now a SAHM trying to earn some spare pennies each month
  • moneymabel
    moneymabel Posts: 7,910 Forumite
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    lmao jen-your jokes are worse than my singing!!!

    my mbm isnt in the bank....grrrrr
  • jenjade
    jenjade Posts: 8,418 Forumite
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    he he serves you lot right for leaving me!! be warned

    off to work today done the 2 scratch cards i think when i get my new alliance and lester account i could sign up for 2 more and do 4 a day? ? what do you think?

    nothing happening on e bay for 2 days now which is good because i am bored of clicking refresh!!

    oh no mm no moneybackmadness yet?? i am off to check bank then to check piggybacks should have enought for a voucher
    :j Proud mum to Jade age 10 years and Baby Ellie born Christmas Day:eek: with a broke heart :( Proven to be a little fighter and battling on with her heart condition :j
  • jenjade
    jenjade Posts: 8,418 Forumite
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    aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh no mbm but my working family tax has none in so i am no longer broke!! yeah

    no more points on piggybacks yet either?
    :j Proud mum to Jade age 10 years and Baby Ellie born Christmas Day:eek: with a broke heart :( Proven to be a little fighter and battling on with her heart condition :j
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