The 'I want it NOW!!' debt/savings thread

moneymabel

lmao!!!!!my OH is being a total !!!!!! tonight as well

lilmissmup

I have Tesco coming tomorrow night but not sure i can wait that long! :rolleyes:

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=1141169

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jenjade

maybe there is going to be a thunder storm my dog gets annony before a storm!!
i am glad i haven't got a other half sometimes

lilmissmup

I need to go outside and put my bin out but don't want too go out in the cold.

I have to be up at 6.30 tomorrow so might just do it then.

jenjade

have you all left me to go and do in your other halfs??? scary stuff.

Tesco_points_addict

**Amy** wrote: »

Thats the sofa.

Well done on your NSD Jen and well done on your star MM.

xxx

Foget the sofa, i want that gorgeous puddy cat!

jenjade

_pale_ come back i am sorry

i am so loney......

it's ok i can have fun without you lot! :rolleyes:

jenjade

he he i didn;t even notice the cat was there!! camoflauge cat!!

jenjade

A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.

His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class.

jenjade

POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.'

'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde .
'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist.
'Yes,' said the blonde , 'I'll go home and get it.'

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,

'This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.'

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container
back and reads out loud from the container ...

(Are you ready for this one!?)