£500 million to invest..what shall I do??...

ed123_2

...does anyone think stating amounts to invest is rather....vulgar..?.maybe not...anyway...my £500 million shall I keep it in my current account paying 1.5% pa....

Milarky

Ha ha ha! You are joking, I presume..

..with that kind of money these days you might like to buy a bank and look after OPM :rotfl:

steadysaver

Buy booze and strippers...... the rest you can waste

dunstonh

amounts are important because the answers you get will be different. The issues someone with £500k have will be very different to someone with 5k.

LongTermLurker

ed123 wrote: »

...does anyone think stating amounts to invest is rather....vulgar..?.maybe not...anyway...my £500 million shall I keep it in my current account paying 1.5% pa....

I wouldn't recommend you keep it in such a low-paying account. You should also consider that only the first £35,000 is protected if the bank goes under.

I intend setting up my own private bank next week, and if you deposit your £500,000,000 with me I will pay you 1.505% and I will spread your money around 14,286 different financial institutions, negating the need for you to research and maintain so many accounts.

Your money will be quite safe; all the underlying accounts will be FSCS regulated.

LongTermLurker

Milarky wrote: »

Ha ha ha! You are joking, I presume..

I don't believe you had to ask :rotfl:

JDMYOFAN

Anyone wonder if it's a scammer...

i.e. Readers think, 'he has lots of munies, i fink ill ask him for sum munies'

Then get caught up with a "I need to deposit £5million into a UK bank account, all I need is your bank account details!"

muhaha

siren13577

I'd take care of it for you

gazza975526570

ed123 wrote: »

...does anyone think stating amounts to invest is rather....vulgar..?.maybe not...anyway...my £500 million shall I keep it in my current account paying 1.5% pa....

Have you thought about a cash isa?.....................................................................

Im fairly sure you can get better returns than 1.5% - why not have a look around the best buy tables...........................................

I think you could also get £20 cashback via Quidco if you took the Tesco Internet saver - every little helps;)

dunstonh

Or as lokolo would say.... Premium bonds

LongTermLurker

nj106 wrote: »

Anyone wonder if it's a scammer...

i.e. Readers think, 'he has lots of munies, i fink ill ask him for sum munies'

Then get caught up with a "I need to deposit £5million into a UK bank account, all I need is your bank account details!"

muhaha

No, I think most will see it as a bit of sarcasm, but you can't account for lunacy (which is what getting infolved in scams is)