TEN months and counting...

skint_spice

jinky67 wrote: »

sorry i am a bit slow this evening:rotfl:

and Parkhead is nothing.......try Blackhill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

has someone bonked your brains out?!:D

it was scary enough! I'm from banjo country remember, boarded up shops and flats everywhere there was. I've never even heard of Blackhill, take it it's not in the west end then?

jinky67

skint_spice wrote: »

has someone bonked your brains out?!:D

it was scary enough! I'm from banjo country remember, boarded up shops and flats everywhere there was. I've never even heard of Blackhill, take it it's not in the west end then?

ha ha just very tired:D

oh no its in the east end but soooooo much worse than parkhead:eek: :eek:

skint_spice

ZTD wrote: »

Because there is no change to make..?

Not at all, he was an experience I shall never repeat and I've never met anyone that mad before so hopefully never shall again!:D

ZTD wrote: »

Practice...

They are mere cannon fodder.

And if the old codger keels over with a heart attack...join a different queue...

I can flirt away with people I don't fancy though - doesn't matter then.:o

ZTD wrote: »

Cooking indian food isn't bad for you at all. Ordering indian takeaway - that's bad.

There was lots of oil involved... yummy though. ooo now Nigella's on!

ZTD

skint_spice wrote: »

has someone bonked your brains out?!:D

Said without a trace of envy...

skint_spice wrote: »

it was scary enough! I'm from banjo country remember, boarded up shops and flats everywhere there was.

Is that all? Place near Bishop Auckland, burned out houses, broken-glass paving, and not one garage with the door still left on. Of course the most popular flower was the Front-Garden Sofa (Setteeis Knackerdus).

And I happened to break down there...fantastic... :rolleyes:

skint_spice wrote: »

I've never even heard of Blackhill, take it it's not in the west end then?

It's amazing how place names are re-used all over the country. And they're all holes in the ground.

There must be a law somewhere ensuring it. Maybe the Incongruous Names for Sinkhole Housing Estates Act - 1947. There's not some place in Glasgow called Belle View (or some variant) is there..?

ZTD

skint_spice wrote: »

I can flirt away with people I don't fancy though - doesn't matter then.:o

So keep practicing. And one day you'll suddenly have a thought "Is this a matter - or a don't matter..?"

But you will have done enough...

skint_spice wrote: »

There was lots of oil involved... yummy though.

Can I take this out of context with a clear concience..? Of course...

skint_spice wrote: »

ooo now Nigella's on!

Isn't she always? Do we get to admire her beauteous beauties tonight again?

skint_spice

ZTD wrote: »

Said without a trace of envy...

maybe a little but very glad she's enjoying herself.

ZTD wrote: »

Is that all? Place near Bishop Auckland, burned out houses, broken-glass paving, and not one garage with the door still left on. Of course the most popular flower was the Front-Garden Sofa (Setteeis Knackerdus).

And I happened to break down there...fantastic... :rolleyes:

Sounds scary but as it was very dark and rainy I can't say if there were sofas or not. I recognised a bridge on the way back and then there was a moment of terror as a Tesco had sprung up that wasn't there last time I went that way but luckily all was well.

ZTD wrote: »

It's amazing how place names are re-used all over the country. And they're all holes in the ground.

There must be a law somewhere ensuring it. Maybe the Incongruous Names for Sinkhole Housing Estates Act - 1947. There's not some place in Glasgow called Belle View (or some variant) is there..?

:rotfl: Don't know about Glasgow but one of the poshest streets here is Bellevue Rd.

LouiseJ

Are you lot having a competition to see who can put the most multi quotes in one post:rotfl: .................................bloody show offs:D

ZTD

LouiseJ wrote: »

Are you lot having a competition to see who can put the most multi quotes in one post:rotfl: .................................bloody show offs:D

Multiples are better. Surely you know that...

skint_spice

arrrgggghhh...where is the service manual for my car? got a sneaking suspicion it's in the glove compartment but it's cold and wet outside then again won't rest easy till I see it...

ZTD

skint_spice wrote: »

arrrgggghhh...where is the service manual for my car? got a sneaking suspicion it's in the glove compartment but it's cold and wet outside then again won't rest easy till I see it...

Why do you need to see that, this time of night?