More like he lost......then i lost it......

Witsend_2

Had to flick off then he came in and I don't think he would be too pleased but I have another one to tell you, come closer and don't laugh too loud but hubby is of Indian decent and is very dark haired almost black and gets a very dark suntan well we were on holiday in America and he is over 40 by now and one day I looked at him and thought your hair looks a bit funny didn't say anything then the next day it looked even worse I said to him whats going on with your hair? He claimed the sun was bleaching it yer right I thought. To cut a long story short he had put full strength 'sun in' in his hair:eek: :eek: It gets worse as the sun continued to react he began to turn ginger then his evebrows didn't match so he began to spray them! Then his chest hair! I was just so thankful that we were not on a nudist beach otherwise goodness only knows where it might of all ended:rotfl: :rotfl: He was ginger for a couple of months until eventually it had all been cut out.
So next time I make a boob on the comps site be nice as now you know how life can be give me kids any day :rotfl: :rotfl:

kimmywal

I'm loving all these stories, its not just kids that do the funniest things it it :rotfl::rotfl:

I havent laughed so much in ages, thanks everyone

thenanny2die4

Oh Toni. Priceless... I want to give your boy a hug for making us all laugh ourselves stupid.

The youngest boy in the last family I was Nanny for came home from a trip to America with no eyebrows. Apparently he'd lost a bet and the forfeit was to shave one off but he thought he looked stupid so he got rid of the other one too. I picked him up from Manchester Airport and actually walked past him without recognising him. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

His older brother was on a school camping trip and refused to sleep the entire time he was away because the lads were shaving off eyebrows when their mates were sleeping. He came home intact but boy was he grumpy from lack of sleep.

It seems to be quite common.

Thanks for sharing.:D

toniq

This happened two xmas back, me son and fella were in tkmaxx and as always i was frazzled, with crowds and xmas shopping, i turned around to look at bedding, out of the corner of my eye i saw ds playing with golfclubs, swinging it over his head!, quick as a flash i grabbed his arm and hollered *put it down u naughty boy you'll give some one an injury* i turn around looking for support from paul(my fella) and to my absolute horror, ds is standing with him.......i had grabbed hold of some strangers kid!!!!!:eek:

I let his arm go and literally ran out of the shop, i was convinced some mad woman was gonna knock me out. Paul still finds that funny..xxxx:o

catz747

toniq wrote: »

This happened two xmas back, me son and fella were in tkmaxx and as always i was frazzled, with crowds and xmas shopping, i turned around to look at bedding, out of the corner of my eye i saw ds playing with golfclubs, swinging it over his head!, quick as a flash i grabbed his arm and hollered *put it down u naughty boy you'll give some one an injury* i turn around looking for support from paul(my fella) and to my absolute horror, ds is standing with him.......i had grabbed hold of some strangers kid!!!!!:eek:

I let his arm go and literally ran out of the shop, i was convinced some mad woman was gonna knock me out. Paul still finds that funny..xxxx:o

kiwifruit_2

chris08 wrote: »

I had to go and tell the wife she was laughing too, and said to tell you about the time our son coloured his willy in with an orange felt tip pen:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: ( he was 8)

when my youngster was about 7 he decided to see what would happen if he smothered his wee willy in PVA glue :eek: :eek: :eek: I caught him sneaking into his room carrying something and when i asked what he was doing, he had a cup of soapy water -so i asked him what he was doing with it and he said nothing - a few minutes later he came out to me and asked me how do you get this off - i looked up from reading the newspaper only to find this kid standing there, starkers with his bits coated in the PVA!!!!!!!!!! i had no idea how to get it off and ran a bath and told him to sit there till he had picked it all off :eek:

SkintBrideToBe

OMG i dont blame you for going mad, but take plenty pics so u can look back at it n laugh when the times right (when he brings his first girlfriend home). LOL Hope it doesnt take too long to grow back!!

Miss_Cinnabon

toniq dont blame u for going nuts, i've a 10 year old darling too, although he has yet to shave his eyebrows;)

wonder what his mates will think:rotfl:

looby-loo_2

'Go faster eye brows'

josie75_2

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
i have cried and cried reading this tonight its just the tonic this thread after a day of parenthood.

loved the grabbing the wrong kid one

I have a 3year old son and can see him doing things like that he's mad now god help me when he's ten

:beer: to the kids, they test us they try us and we wouldn't have it any other way