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lifesuckssometimes

I use condoms i have now got 3 kids they look nothing like me.. Funny that They do look alot like the postman. bloody condoms..:eek:

diamond4736

lifesuckssometimes wrote: »

I use condoms i have now got 3 kids they look nothing like me.. Funny that They do look alot like the postman. bloody condoms..:eek:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Horace

I can remember participating in a treasure hunt and one of things that we had to get was a box of condoms. Don't know what it is about chaps they got all embarrassed and refused to go into a shop to buy any - it took me (am a girl btw despite my name on here) to go marching into the shop, looking at the huge array before selecting a pack of fruity ribbed ones. Girls it seemed didn't have a problem buying them, it was just like buying rubber gloves in the supermarket:rotfl:

I would love to know what the organisers of the treasure hunt did with all the packs of condoms:eek:

Kristine690

Horace wrote: »

I would love to know what the organisers of the treasure hunt did with all the packs of condoms:eek:

Condoms make ace water bombs, maybe they had a water fight amongst themselfs.

indelacio

waterfights lol, I remember that, came up with a great one liner too... it burst in my hand as I was trying to throw it "Sorry it appears to have gone off prematurely"

And also my ex stole my stash quoting that should stop me for a bit lol, shows how well she really knew me Im not the type of guy to sleep around with every girl I meet.

mountainchrisriver

Think the OP has issues as they have just reposted this...

Ben_Doone

mountainchrisriver wrote: »

Think the OP has issues as they have just reposted this...

A fetish ... maybe.

anewman

If there's any ladies after something to fill the condom.....

ebsay2000

I like going into the chemists and asking for XTRA WIDE condoms........explaining that normal ones are too tight! :eek:

You should see the looks i get.......especially from the younger assistants! :T

TROJAN MAGNUM XL are good for us errr........'thicker' boys!! :rotfl:

x-tinkerbell-x

megamouth2 wrote: »

Really? I'm 16, and when the time comes [trust me- with my looks, it won't be any time soon], I'd be too afraid to ask my doc for one. I'd rather spend money on one of those machines in the tesco's loos. :rotfl:

Just think, your doctor has guys and girls asking for them everyday your just another girl/guy who is being careful, I used to the clinic and get loads! they give you flavoured ones too sometimes! yum yum! tutifrutti is the yummiest!:rolleyes: