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  • Oasis1
    Oasis1 Posts: 737 Forumite
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    remember you can only have sex when you are married ;)

    sorry that was to megamouth2 but that goes to you too

    I do hope you're being sarcastic and not actually forcing religion down other's throats.

    ;)
  • Noswor wrote: »
    I do hope you're being sarcastic and not actually forcing religion down other's throats.

    ;)

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    NO!
    MY NAME IS NOT WORZEL
    IM JUST FEELING SLIGHTLY ROUGH TODAY
  • you can obtain free condoms from your local
    Brook
    Abacus
    Family Planning clinic
    and walk in centre
    Gp's dont tend to give them out as they dont have the budget

    Happy Bonking !!!!!

  • Ben_Doone
    Ben_Doone Posts: 561 Forumite
    You can get condoms free at your doctor or at a family planning clinic.

    I asked my doctor once and she gave me a huge bag of them.
    Do the docs do assorted colours ... and ... extra large.? v6j7va_th.jpg
  • Ben_Doone
    Ben_Doone Posts: 561 Forumite
    ebsay2000 wrote: »
    My doc didnt have any in my size....... :(

    So he recommended TROJAN MAGNUM XL. :T

    They are perfect for big boys like me! :p

    Normal ones are too tight you see!!!! :eek:
    Sounds too much like an ice lolly. 2n9we2r_th.jpg
  • ThinkingOfLinking
    ThinkingOfLinking Posts: 11,828 Forumite
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    I used to get them free at the GP, but since I moved and don't have a GP, can you get them at NHS walk-in centres, do you know? I actually can't afford them right now...and since coming out of a long term relationship, the pill alone won't cut it!!
  • megamouth2
    megamouth2 Posts: 144 Forumite
    You used to be able to fool those machines by sticking two 1ps together and it would think you had put a pound in. Prob won't work now though.

    oooh!
    *goes on a mad search for 1p coins*
  • brettcta
    brettcta Posts: 4,693 Forumite
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    last year at uni i was at sainsburys buying johnnies for the weekend as the girl was coming to visit (so to speak) and who was behind me in the queue? two of my lecturers.

    they made my life hell for a week or so after :D
    helpful tips
    it's spelt d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y
    there - 'in or at that place'
    their - 'owned by them'
    they're - 'they are'
    it's bought not brought (i just bought my chicken a suit from that new shop for £6.34)
  • wttgill
    wttgill Posts: 30 Forumite
    lol at least you were being responsible...:beer: i used to get them from FP aswell while i was in breastfeeding, and always handy to have around if your having antibiotics and on the pill...prevents little suprises :heartsmil as much as we love them ;)
    money the root of all evil...... bring it on... :cool:
  • NumeroDeux
    NumeroDeux Posts: 4,515 Forumite
    I am a guy and there is no embarrassment in asking.

    I'm a guy and I love asking. Gives the impression I might be getting some :rotfl:
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