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  • Kristine690
    Kristine690 Posts: 84 Forumite
    You can get condoms free at your doctor or at a family planning clinic.

    I asked my doctor once and she gave me a huge bag of them.
  • ebsay2000
    ebsay2000 Posts: 6,571 Forumite
    Hope You Didnt use them all at once?
  • Viper_7
    Viper_7 Posts: 1,220 Forumite
    You can get condoms free at your doctor or at a family planning clinic.

    I asked my doctor once and she gave me a huge bag of them.


    I've always thought about this, can guys get them free as well?

    I recall my first sexual girlfriend at university when she opened a draw and pulled out a back of condom's! there must have been hundreds, she said she had just got them all free from the Doctor's, I didn't know what to think at the time!!
  • Kristine690
    Kristine690 Posts: 84 Forumite
    I am a guy and there is no embarrassment in asking.
  • megamouth2
    megamouth2 Posts: 144 Forumite
    I am a guy and there is no embarrassment in asking.
    Really? I'm 16, and when the time comes [trust me- with my looks, it won't be any time soon], I'd be too afraid to ask my doc for one. I'd rather spend money on one of those machines in the tesco's loos. :rotfl:
  • Viper_7
    Viper_7 Posts: 1,220 Forumite
    Apologies Kristine690!


    By the way, have you seen the new serial numbers printed on the end of condoms?




    No? oh, obviously don't unroll it that far...

    ho ho ho

    The old ones are the best!
  • Condoms What Are They Sorry I'm A Catholic ;)
    NO!
    MY NAME IS NOT WORZEL
    IM JUST FEELING SLIGHTLY ROUGH TODAY
  • Kristine690
    Kristine690 Posts: 84 Forumite
    megamouth2 wrote: »
    Really? I'm 16, and when the time comes [trust me- with my looks, it won't be any time soon], I'd be too afraid to ask my doc for one. I'd rather spend money on one of those machines in the tesco's loos. :rotfl:

    You used to be able to fool those machines by sticking two 1ps together and it would think you had put a pound in. Prob won't work now though.
  • You can get condoms free at your doctor or at a family planning clinic.

    I asked my doctor once and she gave me a huge bag of them.

    Ohhh what have you been up to then the doctor gives you a bag full :D
    NO!
    MY NAME IS NOT WORZEL
    IM JUST FEELING SLIGHTLY ROUGH TODAY
  • You used to be able to fool those machines by sticking two 1ps together and it would think you had put a pound in. Prob won't work now though.

    remember you can only have sex when you are married ;)

    sorry that was to megamouth2 but that goes to you too
    NO!
    MY NAME IS NOT WORZEL
    IM JUST FEELING SLIGHTLY ROUGH TODAY
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